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Saturday, September 7, 2013

"I’ve spent an hour daily reading dictionaries in the last 20 years" - Patrick Obahiagbon

You guys need to read this hilarious interview grammarian and current Chief of Staff to the Edo State Governor, Patrick Obahiagbon granted to Punch. Excerpts below...
Why do you always speak ‘big grammar’?
I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class. 
How did you start speaking in this manner? 
It all happened when my father brought me a teaser which stated that good orators had ruled the world and you must have to be a feisty orator if you must rule the world. As an impressionable young man, I alacritously threw myself into the whirligig of improving my usage of words by amassing new words on a daily basis.

How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?
I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.

Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?
 Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.
It’s a long time ago, so I can’t remember the exact words I used. We had a relationship for ten years before we got married. We’re looking at close to 20 years ago. 

Did you write exams in school in these big words? 
I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels. WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.

How many dictionaries do you read a day and how often do you read dictionaries?
 I have read and still do read a vaudeville of dictionaries from Websters to Funk and Wagnalls, from Cambridge to Oxford dictionaries, from Black’s Law Dictionary to Encarta and from Encyclopedia Britannica to Foreignisms, etcetera. I developed my corpus of vocabulary by reading omnivorously. I have also spent nothing less than an hour daily on my dictionary for over twenty years. So, whereas the dictionary for most people is a mere occasional reference point, it is for, me a vade-mecum. It may also interest you to know that there is much to learn from our daily newspapers.

Was English your best subject?
 My best subject in secondary school was government and religion and am sure that I was drawn to religion because, I now know as a student of Rosicrucian mysticism, that I was a student of divine light in my last incarnation. As for government, I just fell in love with the subject due to my early attraction in life to issues of political-economy.

So what did you score in English language?
English language was of course my hobbyhorse and passion but like I earlier asseverated, my results were constantly guillotined to my utter chagrin that I had to lapse into a jeremiad of lachrymoseim for a period of aeon. I would need to check the result again to be sure of my score.

 Do you pray the same way you speak?
God understands all languages, my brother and I pray to God using any word that pops up. May I posit that the key points in prayers are your sincerity, purity of heart, walking within the compass and to what extent are you ready and worthy of receiving the benediction of the cosmic and the cosmic masters because as we say in mysticism- “when the students are ready, the masters would appear.”
Take my words my brother that more than seventy per cent of humanity don’t know how to pray but that is a matter for another day.

 Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating
Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?
Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again.

Read the full interview on Punch

252 comments:

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Humphrey said...

language is for effective communication not confusion

Anonymous said...

Hmm!!!! Ooga ju!!!!!

Anonymous said...

WTF!? I have no idea what this man is talking about... Is he an ogmomanus perestrophy? He must be a victim of papondoloskilateminarosarafiniliquitic belletommy

★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★ said...

He is a fine wordsmith no doubt!! Kudos sir!

Amanda Oguntolu said...

This man is gifted with words! PRINCE CHARMING is our own Patrick here on LIB

Anonymous said...

Princecharmings big uncle

didipromcy said...

I swear I didn't understand anytin......d man shuld learn to take it easy jorr cos he z nt communicating

Apple said...

Oh Linda why you come carry this man wahala english come meet me again!!!..LOL.

Anonymous said...

Bwwwwaaaaahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!! Linda Ikeji's PrinceCharming & this man are birds of a feather,its either the man is his mentor or his dad or him himself hiding under the name "PrInce Charming" here on this blog

Tochi Joan said...

hahahaha. Dat man nids a shrink asap. U guys nid to check dis out too,http://sms.megastoon.com/sms.php?share=40128

Anonymous said...

Ohh jehova zoputa umu gi... See terrorism oooo...

essence said...

It is well... Although it is highly lugubrious and will cause a crinkum-crankum to your brain very soon.

ugo said...

Nawa o! Now I have headache trying to read this.

Anonymous said...

see grammar

chioma said...

Lol!!knowledge is power!1st to comment.

Anonymous said...

Dude, invest a second or two daily adjusting your trousers. Language is for communication not confusion.

Anonymous said...

Na wa o..... big big grammar...how can he not remember what he scored in English Language???

ade baptista said...

Speechless!!!! Wat a man

Anonymous said...

LWKMD!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA*rolling and tumbling and rolling again*

Topdawg said...

A person who uses unusual vocabulary is not considered a grammarian. Common mistake my fellow Nigerians make. Grammar is a different point of language, different from the use of vocabularies.

Anonymous said...

Lol

bitchplis said...

prince charming,oya translate wat ur mentor said to english for us.lol.... in oda news,one idiot dropped a comment on d 'clit-biting' post using my name,whoever u are oloshi ni e

SEGUN said...

OMG!! These words r giving me big headache over here,where is PRINCE CHARMING to help me explain these words 2 me? @PC i know u r so happy reading all this his big big words bcuz datz d same tin u do here every day

Anonymous said...

Mr Chief of staffs, no offence bt wen u re tryin to communicate to people and using all these "Big" grammars then you re nt communicating..... You spend one hour in everyday of your life reading or cramming or studying diff dictionaries bt forgetting d people u re talking to don't do that.....so pls reduce d use of ambiguous words

Omooba said...

From today on, even though I can't speak headache inducing vocab like this dude, I promise to adopt the 'Yohji Yamamoto' style of trouser wearing. LMAO!

Omooba said...

From today on, even though I can't speak headache inducing vocab like this dude, I promise to adopt the 'Yohji Yamamoto' style of trouser wearing. LMAO!

Anonymous said...

God plz nor let ds man craze,lJN amen

Mich said...

About his choice of words;spoken English is about communication.
You can't be said to have communicated or made any sensible point(s) if you imbibe the use of big words every other time,especially when not necessary.
There are times when one needs to use the simplest of dictions so as to drive home his/her point and most importantly,so as to carry everyone along.
Also,why combine Greek,French,Latin,Spanish and even Nigerian pidgin words when speaking?that's just utter gibberish,if you ask me.
About his pants;I've no problem with that,even though it looks super funny.
I mean,if a lot of youngsters can wear theirs way below their waists,why can't he pull his up to his ches?lol!

paschal Ngonadi said...

Na wa o!hmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Surely Hon patrick is our Prince-charming's mentor or something,because their grammartical bombs and kincram cranum is too much to comprehended,Lolz

Anonymous said...

tHIS IS HILARIOUS, lOVE THIS GUY

Anonymous said...

pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Na wah o, just keep reading d dictionary.

Anonymous said...

Eheheheheheheheheheheheh,laff wan comot my waist.His use of omnivorously is funny sha.

Amy nwa nma said...

Jesus Christ ! Bu hahahahahahahaha he ȋ̝̊̅§ dictionary himself! Infact"u look exactly like Yohji Yamamoto which u named ur style ☺f̶̲̥̅̊ wearing ur trousers. He even talks $ prays 2 his God d same way $ God understands him! Haba, dis one na real maddness!

Anonymous said...

I can not categorically tell you that I understood the mentalitaion of his grammar (upon say dem no release u english (twice) na e u still d speak grammar

Anonymous said...

Where is my prince charming? Pls break it down for me. Dis is too much nah

Adegunle Oluwagbamila said...

Believe it or not, i keep saying it that it is onlu Patric Obahiagbon that can send a person like Soyinka back into the library.

Anonymous said...

Dis man don kolo oooo...

Anonymous said...

this man is a joke

*POSH TEE* said...

I love his use of words,as a lawyer I make use of such a lot too. Words are meant to be used, and if you don't understand any used then open your dictionary, that's how we all learn.
@My dear prince charming,is he your relative or something? *RunsAway* hahahaha

BREEZE said...

Lolz.....this is prince charming's dad oo. Academic braggadocio, pepper soup objurgators.......hehehee.

BREEZE said...

Lolz.....this is prince charming's dad oo. Academic braggadocio, pepper soup objurgators.......hehehee.

Anonymous said...

Whattttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Man needs a new hobby!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhhh!too much grammar o! i cant wait to read wot princecharming wil comment about this,i cant wait o

BONARIO NNAGS said...

loolz this man is something else.
missed his contributions at the hallowed chamber.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

Anonymous said...

All I got from this was a huge fat headache!!!!! The man is mad!!!

Anonymous said...

D guy is jst weird, guess He's the only one that understands his english.. The interviewer doesn't even know wat he's saying..

Anonymous said...

Weeew I can't continue reading the grammar too much abeg I pity his family members and people close to him

Anonymous said...

why is he dressed like that? WTF!

promise wagner said...

couldn't even understand one word!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahah... His trouser style- Yohji yohomoto... PRinceCharming you have seen the type of grammar that is bigger than urs ba?

mya said...

Headache abeg!

Amaka eze said...

I no fit shout....

16 yr old said...

I commend his diligence on the way he speaks and expresses his feelings in an extraordinary manner his eloquence exceeds everythin ;-);-) loooolz I dey craze oh

Anonymous said...

This man is over compensating for something. Something serious...

mac henry said...

Finally I don c person way beta pass prince charming...!!..prince charming still be learner 4 where dis man dey.....if say him go use am collect money now e go beta*arrant rubbish*

@Vertigo__daddy said...

This Man need to be shot dead.!!!

Anonymous said...

This man is gradually loosing it, slowly but surely.

*sexy diva*

@Vertigo__daddy said...

this dude is a clown

Sharon Sexy said...

OMG,I had to read dis with dictionary by my side b4 I could understand d grammar dis man was blowing,I'm sure dis man is PC's mentor.LMAO

Anonymous said...

Heheheheheheh,Grammar toh bad!!! Princecharmings daddy for sure,grammar daddy(Hon Pat) & son(PC)

Anonymous said...

many are mad.....few are roaming.......

Kels said...

2 characters dat make me laff like mad on LIB are Cossy Orjiakor and dis Patrick Obahiagbon

Ezems said...

After managing to read this article, I have started feeling some kind of headache... lol

Anonymous said...

Rubbish......dis guy is rely funny.......... #first to comment#

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd! Ds man s cwazy!

Anonymous said...

Simple words = communication
Big grammars = jargon

rossy said...

Supuuuu, lwkmd

Anonymous said...

lin lin abeg, headache don dey worry me o. Lol

Sylvia Anarado said...

Whats the point when 90% of people around you don't understand a word you're saying.

moniways said...

That man is not communicating oooh. Even white people will not understand that english oooh...but i like what he is doin, its funny...lol

Mutiat said...

Hahahahaha... Thank you for making my day by posting this interview Linda, God bless you *Kisses*

''@ read the rest of the interview'' in Punch, I beg to defer, whew!. I barely survived reading this bit.

Until my next comment, Arriverderci!!!

George abj said...

Hahaah patrick o. Is one if a kind. He really learnt this big english trade of his knowing it will someday pay off.. he communicates but makes you laugh too hard leaving you with little or less care in pondering over the subject matter

Anonymous said...

This man jst suceeded in scattering my lil brain I wanted to use in reading my books jst now

Anonymous said...

I am beginin to believe dis guy is mentally challanged! *smh*

Anonymous said...

Insane mothafuxker!

Anonymous said...

Oyibo!lili biko post my comment

mike said...

hahahhahahahah dis man go kill person oooooooooo.......i love dis man i swear

Anonymous said...

Very funny, lol! Maybe he should write his own dictionary shikina! #Dvee#

ejikebiggerdick said...

Wow! Omo this man don kolodotcom I swear...which one is isiewulising? He jst dey form his own word...if I be ur pikin nd u dey talk to me with all dis ur grammar, Mister man I no go dey listen to u o

Anonymous said...

Pc in d makin

saliot said...

Arrant nonsense,I thought that the essence of communication is to be easily understood by people. But in a situation where that purpose is defeated is a total nonsense. Can't even understand his response to the questions.

Anonymous said...

laugh wan kill me for hia, please sir can u be mh mentor? because i'm in love with your style

Anonymous said...

LMFAO. He is in a w0rld 0f his 0wn. The deep sure calls t0 d deep

Anonymous said...

Hahahahhahahhaa.....chichi dodo indeed".the verbally sane ones are not yet born",I tell u sir!!
Chika.

Anonymous said...

I want to listen to a conversation between this man and Wole Soyinka...

HATERS-SLAYER said...

OMG#crying out loud# my head aches.pls were is prince charming,make he cum break am down to our understanding.

Anonymous said...

Abeg na him know book pass wole sonyika never speak like dis 4 public with this grammar be sure of migrane the words r bomb plsss beware of ur head...... Ada

Anonymous said...

I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising...LMAO

TUC said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! This is Prince charming in a few years time from now

dadio said...

Bros u ar nt communicatn

Anonymous said...

"Pepper souping ,big stouting,suyaing, isiewulising" this man just goes a very long way to exaggerate his ignorance. If you cant be understood, you are definitely not a good speaker.

Anonymous said...

If I where married to this guy, I know my house will be filled with pain killers.

Monica said...

Is this man for real??! I bet his family will be soooo ashamed of him cos I wud if I were his family!

Anonymous said...

I laugh in Latin.. Hehehe na so madness dey start.

Visages Parfait said...

LMHAO!!!!! Nooooo wonderrrrr! Well like they say,what u commit urself 2 studying,u bcom a master of. Haaaba,1hr daily reading ur dictionary for about 20yrs?? My guy,u hav spent ur 10,000th hour on it,u deserve 2 b dis popular wit oyibo,Hooha!!!
*abeg,goin bak 2 watchin Nija match....and Efe Ambrose......*

Anonymous said...

patrick d great i luv u, guy una hear say make una no dey sagg again it means u re exposing ur lower anotomical contours. Lolzzzz i no fit laugh. PC hope say dis man no relate to u, well u dey learn were dis man dey lolzz.linda i no won find dis comment ooo

Anonymous said...

"Isi-ewu- lising" buhahahahahaha that finished me loooooool

Anonymous said...

Is me only or is it my eyez n heart are decievin me?y do i have d urge dt dz guy is fuckin GAY?wl anyby doubt me?Linda ve u seen wat am seein?Dz man is gay no mata wat.shey linda hm be edo man?him be gay notin else.Mbok post dz o...it taks time b4 i cud type dz.¥DARREL¥

Anonymous said...

pc abeg boro me ur dictionary to check dis big big gramma before i read dis interview, patrick i luv dis ur trouser die lolzzzzzzzzzzz. Linda i dey look u frm my shrine oooo if u no post am

somma said...


peppersouping,goatheading,suyayeing,bigstouting and isiewulising, hehehe,if this is what i can only speak as engilsh,i ill rather speak only my papa native language lol, this is not communication nah

Anonymous said...

I doff my hat sir! Gbam!

ella john said...

dis one done pass pc grammer.just the first paragraph alone gave me headache.

Anonymous said...

Shey linda dz s a yoruba man leavin in edo?cuz ACN is a yoruba party n acn controls edo,dts y dt gorila adams oshi m ole apoint a yoruba man to serve in edo.yoruba peopl r dirty set of tins,u could barely distingish them from animals.Dirty tins(yorubaz).linda mbok post dz oo..i dnt knw.¥DARREL#

Anonymous said...

Jargonssss"

Anonymous said...

Baba na u o

Anonymous said...

Is me only or is it my eyez n heart are decievin me?y do i have d urge dt dz guy is fuckin GAY?wl anyby doubt me?Linda ve u seen wat am seein?Dz man is gay no mata wat.shey linda hm be edo man?him be gay notin else.Mbok post dz o...it taks time b4 i cud type dz.¥DARREL¥

Jbankz said...

Ma head now hurtz coz of grama....wat shall it profit a Man to kw al d Wordz in d Dictionary nd stil lose his Soul in HELL?if u b ma fada I swear I go turn silent fr u

juicyhawtstuff said...

ROTFLMAO na wa 4 grammar.. eisshh!!I wonder how the person that interviewed him was able to understand all what he was saying.

chubi bani said...

Jeez! What da hell???? This man don kolo Oº°˚˚˚°º

Anonymous said...

Linda ibiakwa! Ok lendeth me ur cambridge dictionary i want 2comment am loss 4words!

Anonymous said...

Lol, confusedlism lol

Anonymous said...

Aint still understanding the nigga! Shit! He's not gon continue like this coz he sounds like a man with primary insanity even when the grammars will be correct.

barry said...

Princ Charming Uncle is @ it again...lol

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaahhaahahhahahahahahhhahah!!! Hehehehe!! Laughing in French hehe!! Choii dis man no go kill person....Him wife really try sha. I can imagine how his home will look like when it comes to grammar...

Anonymous said...

His loquacious sagacity is resplendent with knowledgeable verbiage .also his educative pontifications are not of idle sophistry.they enlighten and elevate the mind to a state of puritanical nirvana..
HunkyDee

Hakeem Kareem said...

This guy is very funky and also funny. He does not communicate at all.

Anonymous said...

Jeeez! This guy is insane... Like seriously! Hahahaha

Anonymous said...

what can i say? this is a disadvantage of education. am sure his father must be biting his finger in regret.

Chez Ranti said...

Mr pat ooo such a funny man . I can't stop laughting . Make he no blow them Hausa head with too much oyinbo. Most of his friends n workers will not want deal with him. "I no dey understand Wetin oga dey talk"

cutee mee said...

Dis man dey high o,simple question big grammer,him dey confuse himself,I wonder how many times he reads his bible,if him like make him pull his trouser 2 him head,ur governor try pity u give u post in d state else na english u 4 chop,na dat time ur wife go reply u wit juliets voice,(u dey make noise 4 my ear)

Anonymous said...

No comment

Rough Diamond said...

Ok!!!
No wonder!
He looks odd!

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!!!sick man.

Tiana said...

Who asked them to release his English result in d first place! Mtchhwwwwwwmmmm... All he needs is a psychologist....... Nd wat! 10years of dating? D woman her self needs to be checked........ Thank God dey even marry last last self

Anonymous said...

Dis dude is sick... =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))!
Phyphian

Anonymous said...

Patrick patrick!! I would be like you someday

Anonymous said...

Mo ku! Mo gbe!! Mo daran!!! Dis man has killed me. I don laff my nipples out! ROTFL...

Anonymous said...

.my ribs don de pain me. abeg this man is a comic relief. I just forgot all my worries.

Anonymous said...

I think its high time you leave ur canal propensity and be a benevolence of God's magnanimity!.... U tink say na only u fit speak english abi?

becky said...

lolzzzz...dis man is funny ooo, i cant stop laughing at 'isiewulising'

Anonymous said...

...Just like Prince Charming does!
~D great anonymous!

OlᵘwᵃDᵅᵐ!lᵒlᵃ said...

What the hell is he wearing? Lol

ojoma A said...

You just have to love this man.

Anonymous said...

Which one is "chi chi dodo"again?lmao...this man don mad finish mehn!lol
Thatisokogirl!

Anonymous said...

This is madness ... Dis man isn't makin sense 2me

Wande said...

Mtchew

Anonymous said...

Wheeewww....did any1 else notice the"isiewulising,pepper souping,big stouting,goat heading,etc??"....and does he really dress like dat???.....nawa ooooo....in 2face'voice#ihe na eme......

Anonymous said...

he should spend half that time reading fashion magazines...see as he carry trouser put for chest like village headmaster

Anonymous said...

PRINCE CHARMING the second

OlᵘwᵃDᵅᵐ!lᵒlᵃ said...

Hahahahahahahah! OMG! And Jesus wept..

ada mbieri said...

Jehova jireh!!! A heke ya wu nini bikonu. Ara agbala nwoke na o. Iyemeeeh *gbalaga*

Anonymous said...

was trying to read the interview but I give up...I'm too young to die from migraine of the medulla oblongata

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd o,ok o,d tin wey go kill dis man na his plenty gramma.isi mgbaka

Anonymous said...

Lol! Linda,dis man is ridiculous! I can't...I just can't...

Ugo Ogbonna said...

LMAO....... This man is crazy! That pic of him cracks me up. Who wears trousers like that in this age and time?

Anonymous said...

Lindodo am lost

Anonymous said...

I like him so much

oyekunle.b said...

Lwkmd, why weac no go withheal the result, when ºU̶̲̥̅̊º wan use grammer kill the teacher way they mark the scrit

Anonymous said...

Na wetin be this?

mizshelly said...

dis man neva start

OlᵘwᵃDᵅᵐ!lᵒlᵃ said...

What the hell is he wearing? Lol

Anonymous said...

Why wouldn't they sieze his result loool...I don't see the point in learning english if ur purpose is not to communicate....this dude never communicates he just always in his own fantasy world. TDA

vampire lestat said...

Excuse me sir the bottom line is that at the end of the day all what you say sounds like rubbish.

Nnamdi said...

This man needs Jesus quick quick! Even Oyibo never speak like this.

Jehovanni♥ said...

I will nvr take dis man seriously tho'

Anonymous said...

Hshaaaaaaaaa. Omg! This dude. But some of the words are in the dictionary. Not that I know it. But I defined some words while reading. He is a comedian. If this guy is running mad no one know they will think its normal lol

Anonymous said...

Wht rubbish! He ended up not communicating. I can't even understand anytin out of dis shit!

Anonymous said...

Did I read him say "he couldn't remember his O'level score for Englsh"?
Okikiola.

Idahosa Osayemwen said...

This my uncle don mad oooooo.looooool
I love him!!!

@Bobo_Edo

Anonymous said...

PRINCE CHARMING ....MEET YOUR SUPERIOR AKA MENTOR..... hehehehehehehehehe

*wink*
(PC-I particularly ve a crush on ur use of words)

Anonymous said...

PRINCE CHARMING ....MEET YOUR SUPERIOR AKA MENTOR..... hehehehehehehehehe

*wink*
(PC-I particularly ve a crush on ur use of words)

Anonymous said...

Anatomical contours?? Lol I wouldn't be able to hold a conversation with him.

sarah said...

Hey! Dis grammer 2 much linda. I no fit read everything self. En tire me I swear .

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd,I love this man o!

Anonymous said...

*sighs* do I even understand dis interview @all sef...............and hey wtf is CHICHI DODO?! *squints eye* so instead of sayin "niggaz sag", we shd say "puttin on trousers xposin their lower anatomical contours"?, nigga keep calm, take d chill pill, nobody cares aii, sag na sag. Capische!

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha...see grammer CHOI!!!! This reminds me of Sam Loco efe's (RIP)charcater in the movie "Games fools play"....lol

Ify Ejim said...

Lmao.....heeehehe... hahahahahaha...hohohohoho... anatomical contours, pepper souping, big stouting,...oh my effing ass. Am so isiewulising now ooooo.

Queen said...

Speechless !

Ify Ejim said...

I am maniacally bewildered rit now myself... headaching tinz

Anonymous said...

Buhahahahahaha can't understand a thing of all he said

SOUTHERN BLOG BUG said...

I swear this Man is a Comedian

Anonymous said...

Its more important to be understood.

Oluwamikey said...

I acquiesce to what he is saying...I think he should stop the use of Latin while speaking...I think that will be better for the average and lackluster Nigerians

Anonymous said...

this is preposterous and brigandish, but for the imprieve, let me say it is a purported act of an entity, to lacadessically reply issues of utmost concern, in an ambiguous restraint. Dats all. u tink say na only u get dictionary? no vex me now, b4 I speak French join am, agbaya

czar said...

Ndi ara na adizi neat these days sha.

OMA said...

Hahahaha...Linda make una no kill me o. This man has really put me into a state of 'GRAMMATICAL PROFUNDITY' oya let's go





Anonymous said...

@PC mentor nd uncle..@PC pls brk it down for us ooo we re confused

Anonymous said...

This man said that he decided to study the dictionary and learn all these words because his father told him that if you have oratorical prowess, you will be a great leader. He should look up the characteristics of a good orator though. Obama is a good example of somebody who is a good speaker, but you don't hear him using all these words. It makes sense when one uses one or two of these words in a sentence, but using them all at once is just ridiculous

chinasa ukaegbu said...

Don't mind him. Monkey sabi jump, monkey sabi jump, na because him never jam high tension. When matter go high no be person go tell him make he mellow down. Ndi grammar.

Rough Diamond said...

Imposters full dis blog o!
D wannabes! Hehehe

Anonymous said...

I wonder how Gov Adams will understand dis is chief of staff wen they communicate?I like him tho but too much confusion.Prince Charming praising his mentor lol!!!

Anonymous said...

I swear! Prince charming no understand d words o! No need to ask him.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how Gov Adams will understand dis is chief of staff wen they communicate?I like him tho but too much confusion.Prince Charming praising his mentor lol!!!

Rough Diamond said...

Muah for dis comment @mich

Rough Diamond said...

Yimu

Rough Diamond said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

I can't comprehend this dezcardiacostisia words... I am stupfield and feel like metaphosizing into the atmosphere of tranquility.. These intrudistudal atribated inscubus senators wunt accord the scratulated impestrial behaviour.. Mtchw

annie said...

This is his style,it's wat makes him unique...oya,show us your own! and for the critiques,Patrick sayz that he's less bothered cos u guys are mere peppersouping,goatheading,bigstouting,suyaing and isiewulising...hahahaha,i dey feel dis man die. Annie sayz so!

Rough Diamond said...

Aturu!
U disgust me man!
Ur Parent wey get u as pikin sef no get pikin cos u r jst a waste Product!
@ ur age u still dey eat mama tank u!
Wetin u get? O! (Thinking) nothing jst ur maggot infested dick Thunder from above will crush u nxt time u cross my lane!
Broke ass Modafucker!

Anonymous said...

Looooooool would agree dat all I got from these was a very huge fat HEADACHE!!!!! Dis man will end up in yaha left soon if he continue with dis act of murdering vocabularies (wanna form my own vocabs, *clears throat) fakeous, unrealistism,patheticallism, horriboius, sweetestlism,pychomanofbeninland,incommunicadofalacies, bigbelleuglynose scatascatmouthmumu! Ok aw stop here.NONSENSE!! On tod next plssss. SwtestB

Anonymous said...

He is a Rosicrucian.admitted it himself."when the student is ready,the masters are ready".I managed to read through the crinkum crankum.This man is speaking of praying to the "Masters" aka spiritual powers aka demons.He is a Satanist.No wonder I experienced headache while reading those big grammar.In fact He hides behind them coz they are "incantations".Its not even funny.While trying to gain knowledge He has stumbled upon occult books hence his initiation.He's telling you (cfr.interview) that you people don't know how to pray to the cosmic forces and receive answers from the "fathers".You're distracted with all the big grammar and headache that comes along and you can't perceive the evil aura.May God deliver him.Poor Soul!

Anonymous said...

Your mentor ba?

jojo said...

FOOL
another example of the fools in nigerian gov

Mohamad Kamal said...

I love this Man,he's a Legend.Check out d pant he's wearing by Yohji Yamamoto,He will always be Remmebered in Nigeria forever,the number of comments on this story speaks for itself

ugo said...

He's ur father! Lol

Anonymous said...

my cheeks are aching me!! helppppppppphahahahahahahaha.....i tried as much as possible to ignore, but i still read. *tears dropping*

Anonymous said...

Are you for real. He should be shot dead because of what ?

Anonymous said...

And again, did he actually dress like this, or "they" photo shopped it? #hilarity

Anonymous said...

How are we sure this guy didn't get the lowest pass mark in English? Forgetting his grade seems suspicious and convenient

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