Saturday, May 11, 2013

Dear LIB readers: My boyfriend kisses me and leaves a fountain of saliva in my mouth

From a LIB reader:
So I just met this guy 2 yrs ago and so far, its been a good relationship. Could it be better? Definitely. I say this because he doesn't know how to kiss me deeply without leaving lots of his saliva in my mouth which I usually have to swallow because I don't want to hurt his pride by going to spit right after he kisses me. I've talked to him about it though jokingly. He says its because he's usually so turned on when we kiss deeply that he doesn't have control over how much he salivates. Do I leave a small bowl at the head of the bed when ever we want to get it on? Or do I say Adieu to this man. I don't know what to do as I have my own saliva and don't need extra. Advise please.
Lol @ I have my own saliva. I've been there...not the best situation to be in. Any advice for her?

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Anonymous said...

Is nt a big deal.......

Anonymous said...

The horror /'O'\ Dump him!!! I'm kidding, that's trivial come back months later when you have a real problem ..like cheating. For now stop kissing him so that he can go kiss another girl and then you can come back with real problems :)

Anonymous said...

ewwww!!! thats simply disgusting. i hope he's reading though, so he takes the cue. am i d first to comment. yippee

Anonymous said...

Goshhhh

ebbony said...

Hahahahahahahaha Dear lord wat wunt we hear or see in dis world. Ok ma candid avice asume he is pouring wite into ur mout dat way u swallow it easily witout issues. Remember love coveret all abnormalities kapish!!!

Anonymous said...

D best is 2 talk it over with him

Anonymous said...

Stop having pre-marital sex biko.

MK said...

Lmao...my dear u guyz will become one soon so his saliva shld be ur saliva too so deal with it my dear

Anonymous said...

aww...so linda u have dated an epileptic before..Lawd have Meerrcy

josyliciouxx said...

try leave an ocean Weneva he leaves a fountain ..so he'll knw hw u feel..m sure he'll adjust b4 ur 3rd experiment

zeezah said...

no way! please make him read all of the comments here so he can stop the stew peed oath!!! iyanma.

★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★ said...

Lol! Madam, suck all the saliva jor! Love na totality right?
On a serious note, tell the dude to reduce his saliva release, saliva ain't food pls!

Anonymous said...

Meeen! I got goose bumps. I swear I got enoff saliva. He got 2 try control it if not I dont know ....

Anonymous said...

hahahahahhahhahahhahahahahahaROTFlolhahahhahahahahaha. Pls my dear U need a tank permanently beside the bed and another mobile drum should incase you know. Lolzzzz. Nyama pua pua.

Anonymous said...

EWwwwwwwwww.

Anonymous said...

Dats disgusting gal..bullshit d dude mehn

ebbony said...

Hahahahahahahaha Dear lord wat wunt we hear or see in dis world. Ok ma candid avice asume he is pouring wite into ur mout dat way u swallow it easily witout issues. Remember love coveret all abnormalities kapish!!!

APHRODITE said...

Eeewwww!!!!!! Dahs sooo Yuck, she beta tell him ooo, abeg hurt his feelings, Oh lawdy I cnt imagine puleeaaaaaze!!

Anonymous said...

If u can't swallow his saliver, dat means u can't give him head n swallow his cum, then u better let him go

Ihuoma said...

You don't want to hurt his pride but you want to leave him? Contradiction if ever there was one. Spell it out to him. He's been kissing that way for two years (with you) so he couldn't possibly see anything wrong with the way he does it unless you tell him.

APHRODITE said...

Eeewwww!!!!!! Dahs sooo Yuck, she beta tell him ooo, abeg hurt his feelings, Oh lawdy I cnt imagine puleeaaaaaze!!

Anonymous said...

Babe TELL HIM.

APHRODITE said...

Eeewwww!!!!!! Dahs sooo Yuck, she beta tell him ooo, abeg hurt his feelings, Oh lawdy I cnt imagine puleeaaaaaze!!

Anonymous said...

U hav to stand ur ground and tell him to stop it,dis time,not jokingly.Which kind dirty kissing be dat naah

Anonymous said...

Make it a serious discussion wif ur bf.. Am sure he will understand and do better.. @ lindaikeji, u r such a comedian

bubbles said...

Hmm
He really has to work on it o
Imagine getting married to someone and not being turned on when you av to get it on just because you know d showers of saliver coming your way.
Anyway talk to him more seriously this time and he would def work on it since he also realises this is something worth fighting for...goodluck

Anonymous said...

First of all, eww!!!! Pour d saliva back into his mouth.

Gbenga said...

R u for real? U still call him ur bf?

Anonymous said...

typical african man

Anonymous said...

Awwwww! Dats dirty. Please tell him 2 stop dat.

Anonymous said...

try and take him to a lesson of kissing oneday. Make him remove learn your pattern if that will work. Also remember that what turns him on might be different from yours so try and condole atimes

Anonymous said...

Gosh! Seriously I can't stop laugh, bear it or let him for me I can't bear it o

Engr.Joseph Darelle Adex said...

hmmn,sweet one. Enjoy the saliva nd kip ur man o bcos men dey expensive now o

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO !!!!

Anonymous said...

Linda since uv been there, let us hear ur own advice na.....biko.

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooo dis iz xoo funny.... U dnt hv to swallow it to please him. And since he doesn't get a hint wen u tell him jokingly, u shud seriously talk about it to him kk.let him know its nt cool, and him leavin a whole ocean of saliva is a turn off. And if he's abt to get angry, ask him hw he'd feel if he has to swallow most of your saliva. And if he stil doesn't stop it, den move to plan B, get a bowl close to your bed and spit in it weneva he does dat, that wil definitely make him feel awful and I bet u its eitha he stops it for real this time or he breaks up with you. So brace yuself! Goodluck!

Anonymous said...

Push back all the saliva back into his mouth and make him swallow it !! That way he will learn
#thehardwayistheonlyway

abiola balogun said...

Dis is so common n men.....pls stopppppp

Anonymous said...

Push back all the saliva back into his mouth and make him swallow it !! That way he will learn
#thehardwayistheonlyway

Anonymous said...

Yucky
HYBunny

ugo said...

Ewww! That ur bf is bush man. Lol

Anonymous said...

my dear it's easy and simple send it back 2 his mouth once dated a guy like dat I almost puked wen he transferred saliva like dat to my mouth I sent it back to his mouth irritants slice I left d guy I find it hard to kiss I now have a stigma to kissing does not interest me cos black dudes don't know how to kiss.....ewwww I can imagine how u feel.

nkaylicious... said...

You clearly don't know how to kiss too cos if you were good at kissing deeply, u would know how NOT to give him an opportunity to deposit saliva in ur mouth.. #ewwdotcom!

fej said...

Dis is so digusting,ewwww,pls put the saliva bk to his mouth,just d way he puts it into ur mouth

Kadri Ayobami said...

Push it back into his mouth.
Lol.

Uchenna Okolo said...
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Anonymous said...

Is he a dog that he salivates alot when he is turned on... Abi u dey always leave sweet or sugar for ur lips..

Anonymous said...

Gross, he doesn't knw hw to kiss jor. Which one is carried away, if hez fat he shld lose weight. This kind of yuckeryyuck is associated with fat pple. Yuck

Anonymous said...

Kai,I feel you dear...it's frustrating.If he spits into ur mouth while kissing,don't forget to deposit it back,b4 d kissing ends...one day,he'll get d drift. Turned on,my ass

Jess Ann said...

Linda u won't kill me oh! Kai I love dis "Do I leave a small bowl at the head of the bed when ever we want to get it on?" My dear plz do. Or better still be d one to leave ur own saliva in his mouth mak he see hw e dey be joor. Funny bt disgusting

La Belle said...

Kai,I feel her pain.she must suffer from stomach ache a lot. Sister,endure hear.love is patient

Anonymous said...

Babe u tried o,2yrs??? I have been there, the dude almost drowned me in saliva becos of kiss o,I puked, that was the end of the relationship.Don't compromise ur happiness for anything. *the thought even makes me sick*

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Ask him to take u to the altar ASAP,before saliva becomes the only part of him left with you.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

Anonymous said...

My advice as he dey pour the saliva, just dey push am back into his mouth that way instead of spitting it out, just dump it back in his mouth. Let him have a taste of is own medicine. Imagine if he was having kelebe that thick rubbish and he is leaving it in ur precious mouth.
Better still let him learn how to swallow his saliva every now and then during kissing.

Anonymous said...

I'd say if she's not comfortable with it, she should leave. If two ppl are in a relationship and dere's stuff one of the parties can't stand, it's better to leave than have it hang around ur neck and then u guys get married thinking u can live with it but u later become fed up nd end up with a broken marriage. Better to be safe dan sorry folks!

Anonymous said...

I tink d guy shld put away his pride nd allow her teach him hw to kiss.cos mehn!for me I luv kissing.let her jst tlk to him abt it more seriously.its dr tin nd d r meant to enjoy it togeda nd nt one person hvin d fun nd d oda swallowin chunks abi fountain of saliva

shakur said...

The choice is solely hers to make. Is she in the relationship to kiss? She should weigh her options and decide whether the guy is worth it. But she didn't say any other constant good thing d guy does aside d saliva tinz...lol

Anonymous said...

U can't have everytin perfect, but if u are truly in Love there is nothing stoping u. No big deal

Anonymous said...

It depends on how deeply in love u are with him. If much, u will need to talk to him.. U guys can both work on contolling it. Its U̶̲̥̅̊я mouth so u should know when its getting much & u stop & start again or something.. :-). Either way.. 2yrs no be yesterday except u don't feel much then let him go.. Most importantly, U̶̲̥̅̊я guy or girl should be U̶̲̥̅̊я best friend so u should be able to talk.. Cheers

Anonymous said...

Bu ha ha ha ha ha...so funny and irritating!

Anonymous said...

Yuck!!!!
And u don't throw up???
U must love d fcuk out of him ;)
Ma opinion: kissin is nt compulsory in a relationship!!!
Wen I date...I always tell dem am nt a kiss kiss person!
Try dat too :)
Nikita Q.

KOSI said...

Get a pumping machine.lol

U tried jokingly,Good. Now be plain in a polite accent. (unless u don't love d guy no more, it's not a reason to think about separation)

Anonymous said...

Lol @ I have my own saliva. Kinda ewwww to imagine. I'm not sure of the best advise to give, na u dey swallow d man saliva, when u decide u r tired, you'll know what to do. But seriously, ewwwww

Anonymous said...

Be frank with him in a romantic kind of way, let him know that u find it irritating, u could say it in the form of a game, what i like about you and what i hate about you.

ijeoma ogbonna said...

OMG!!laugh don make me fall inside gutter.I tink u shld hide a bowl under d bed.hahahaha.but seriously,u shldn't leave a good guy just cos of dat,u shld try and work round it.he doesn,t have bad breathe right?so maybe when u guys are getting it on,try to use ur mouth else where.kiss a little and kiss his neck or somewhere else.nne,I don't even tink I want dat much of another person,s saliva in my mouth too.just d tot of it makes my skin crawl.hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

LoL

Anonymous said...

Try to explain your plight to him in a mild but stern way. Let him know what you're going through

Anonymous said...

Notyn we no dey read 4 lindaikejiblog...lwkmd...love conquers it all..hehehe

Anonymous said...

See your dentist and collect his chalice.

Anonymous said...

He shd get on all fours n spit out every spittable saliva 30mins before he kisses u

Olaleye Adisa said...

Reading dis is fully wasting of time. Next pls.

Anonymous said...

This is my first time to ever comment on this blog tho I've been a reader for a long time now!*Lmao* I'd have to say this is just plain disgusting tho. Lotsa people take lotsa shii cos of love sha, so if she thinks its worth it she should stay. For me sha no love is worth swallowing barrels of saliva for! Lol and O! Linda Good job btw. ;)

Anonymous said...

Please when will wonders ever end in this lyf...aso!!!little advice I guse you most have told this dude that you love everything about him so always swallow it or whould you rather give up your relationship because of saliva. Just take it as a fountain of lyf.

Anonymous said...

Yay! 1st to comment. Just talk to him love maybe over lunch or dinner or while watching a movie but not immediately after kissing. *winks*

Anonymous said...

Leave the fountain for parks abeg and go and find a man who can kiss without baptizing you. Pscheww worra mess!

Nkaytchee said...

LMAO...lol...i'm so busy laughing that i dont know what to say.

Anonymous said...

Daz disgustin...

kidodo said...

Tell him let him know and stop pretending

9jadeltapikin said...

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Anonymous said...

Some guys are just wack,to think they come on LIB and Nairaland to brag.They can't kiss,they can't do shit.The ones that don't leave their phlegm in your mouth after kissing will destroy your mouth with their teeth,you can't eat or drink for days.Sex is another case,they watch too much porn and end up hitting so hard you wonder what the fuck's goin on. Dump him if he won't learn to stop throwing up in your mouth!

Anonymous said...

ADIEU!!!!

Apple said...

DISGUSTING!!!

Immaculate said...

Please I am advising you in God 's name, stop taking your boy friend 's saliva. There are so many diseases now, cancer of the throat, cancer of the teeth, cancer of the saliva, cancer of the mouth, BEWARE and STOP it because it will cause you more harm than good. Normal kissing is just to manage not o think of swallowing another person's saliva. STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I pour my saliva in my bf's mouth,he dies too I love it lol,dot blame us shit happens

kidodo said...

Tell him let him know and stop pretending about like averi tin is ok.

Anonymous said...

you need jesus

Anonymous said...

U need a condom of the mouth,,wait oh is he an imbecile Abi which one is d spit, check his hiv status too, hian, and if u knw u really luv him and can't leave him u need a bowl under your pillow...

Etinosa Osayimwen said...

bebe u r nt alone, its so annoyin. my office boosky does dat nd it irritates me! we r in d same shoes. my people help us.

Lexo22 said...

EZIGBO NSOGBU DI EBA OH..... I NO DEY FOR THIS ONE THAT'S ALL.

Anonymous said...

Na woo, d tin get as i be, another man's saliva, sit him down with all due respect, tell him u dont enjoy that part, for me it will make to throw up,

Etinosa Osayimwen said...

bebe u r nt alone, its so annoyin. my office boosky does dat nd it irritates me! we r in d same shoes. my people help us.

Q1 said...

Love him d more for that and take it as his "BUT" in ur life. We all are not perfect

Anonymous said...

Kiss him bck n deposit twice d amount of saliva in his mouth n all wl b well...wetin he mean sef..
U sef get problem,which kind lv dey mk u swallow anoda person saliva.tufiakwa
#bbrunningtoiletface#

Anonymous said...

you def need jesus; every thn is nt abt bf . Anyways first time here

Stephanie Aniobi said...

Ewwwwwww!

Banana said...

My dear sister in Christ, God created you with your own saliva and what this guy is feeding you is just disease. Abi u wan born saliva...don't walk away, just RUN!

Tobi Prestige said...

STOP kissing him. Damsel says so.

Anonymous said...

You r trying. 2yrs!?! And I'm a neat freak, can't bear that for 10secs...have a friend that hates kissing today after such a horrible experience. Lol. Pele

--Teeteelahyo--

Anonymous said...

Saliva ke? This one na serious matter o. U better pick race. Hissssssssss

Stephanie Aniobi said...

Ewwwwwww!

Anonymous said...

Linda can u imagine that I had a date with my boi friend, I bought roses,moet,new bedsheet even new sexy longerine for this grate nite having the feeling that he will propose to me. I have arranged myself & lit up the whole room only for him to call that he won't be able to come. Linda what do I do. Pls

Anonymous said...

Linda lol, since u ve been there!! U re in a berra position to advice ds babe na, y throw it on libers? And pls tell us about ur own experience.

Anonymous said...

Stop kissing if u re paying attention 2 the level body fluids been exchanged jst hve a good stiff ride & go 2 sleep

Anonymous said...

The girl ma is a bad kisser! She should be able to push the 'saliva' back in his mouth. How can you claim to be kissing and just leave your mouth for someone to be pushing saliva inside?!?

Anonymous said...

Yes..there's a solution to it. Buy lots of alum and lick it everytime you guys make out.....he he he he. It works like magic!

Anonymous said...

Meet toke makinwa the kissing doctor lol

Anonymous said...

Ewww...irritating.sorry babe,can't help here bt since aunty linda hs bn dere b4,she shuld just tell us how she handled it

Anonymous said...

dump the the snake fast, he can never change his colour.

Anonymous said...

This is kinda funny,
Pls alway leave a bowl beside ur bed.....lol... Girl u re funny

Anonymous said...

Kip swallowing....lol

Anonymous said...

Well my advice 2 u is dat u jst try m make him understand u dnt really like it.tell him ds is wat u really want.dnt leave him alone cos u might find d worse guy.I tink he will understand wen he sees hw serious u r

Anonymous said...

But I no see any saliva for una mouth now, and the bobo dey fine joor! Make u no dey do foolish accusasion.

Omowummy Olayinka said...

she should discuss it with d guy seriously and not jokingly. I believe there are ways to work it out..

Anonymous said...

I jst need u to ask yourslf some questions 1. Do you love him 2.wat if u werr d 1 'salivating',wld u like to tel ur friends ur bf left u 4 dat.
No1 can hlp him asyd you,try teachn him how u want to b kissd,he mit hav been doin dis wit his past gf n dey werr ok wit it...do nt leave ur man 4 dat.DONT...LINDIWAY POST MY COMMENT ooo b4 i port n com scare u in ur room.

Anonymous said...

This one na talk,abeg all na join. If him no kiss u now,u go still complain,that is saliva of life for u

Anonymous said...

take it in, am sure u swallow his sperm with joy init?.

Anonymous said...

Then avoid kissing him, you both can still live happily without kissing.linda you better post my comment this time

ola baby said...

just refer dude to Toke Makinwa

Anonymous said...

As the saliva is coming, take your lips away. Keep doing that and he will stop it. Some people like it, I loathe that wet thing.

Anonymous said...

If this is ur only complaint after 2yrs, I don't think u have a problem. Teach him! I have also dated many women who didn't know how to kiss and I am proud of my impact.

Anonymous said...

lol sweetie its not worth losing your relationship over, talk to him about it and gently teach to how to kiss you properly...enjoy!!!

mark fola said...

carry on,since its only saliva not shit

manita said...

Laff wan kee me oooo. Saliva tinzzz

mzdeei said...

LMAO!!! There's nuthn u won't see/hear from LIB! *choi chai*... Let d comments roll in :D

curvy ZO said...

Lmao! Manage my dear or tell him outright dat u dnt lyk it.

Jehnypha said...

Did Linda just admit to that??? Oh boy! Lol

Anonymous said...

YUK.

I cant help you but is his name Kalu?

Anonymous said...

Say Adeiu+Rest in peace.

Anonymous said...

girl,,, abeg swallow d saliva....e no mean joorrr, na love....

Anonymous said...

She should teach him how to kiss like gentle man.

Anonymous said...

oohmy God,this sooo funny

Obed Ogbonna said...

You don't sound like you love this guy as much as he loves you. My dear, na Love o, you better grab him. You should also leave a fountain of saliva in his mouth whenever you both kiss, it's all for Love. You lovers should exchange saliva wella. ;-)

Oyin said...

If 2 swallo saliva go give u rest of mind in future u better swallo. Na peace of mind matter, latter u teach him he became perfect lo ba tan.

Anonymous said...

girl,,, abeg swallow d saliva....e no mean joorrr, na love.... Or make u sef dey pour saliva put for his mouth, n lets see how he will feel....lol.

Anonymous said...

Ok girl, if u guys have something good going on and this is the only problem, I suggest you talk to him seriously not jokingly.

Anonymous said...

Lolz. My 6ta, If truly you love this dude better get the bucket ready whenever you guys are on. Oko won lode

ASANWA said...

Girl, I've been there, trust me, if you really love him,hide a bowl by the bed. lmao. But I can't marry such guy, don't know about u though.

Lasisi Segun said...

He should brush with Izal & iron sponge b4 kissing. Dat will do. Dont mention you r welcome

Anonymous said...

Lmao!I tink the small bowl idea isn't a bad one,I just can't stop laughing. Lwkmd

Samz*

Emperor said...

Lmao... it's medicinal.

boolis man said...

Sounds so sily to mua.. Am dump-fnded

Emperor said...

Lmao... it's medicinal.

Anonymous said...

Childish boyfriend and girlfriend

Anonymous said...

i had a boyfriend that used to do this..i dumped him quick sharp..in your case you need to tell him and teach him

Angel Ricardo said...

What a 'spit-eful' story...

Anonymous said...

oniranu jatijati(lol).you better get a life & stop fooling around with plenty saliva in your mouth.

Anonymous said...

This is silly and fake, how can u be in a relationship 4 2yrs and still not confy with him.... Kmt, Next pls *rolling eyes*

Angel Ricardo said...

What a 'spit-eful' story.

Ladyrella said...

Ewwww!! I dnt kno how u do it,buh u really trying.

Anonymous said...

Lmfao! My dear - run for your life. Double saliva is a death sentence. Foolish man....if he can't control his own saliva you are in serios trouble na!

BUSY BEE said...

I honestly dont know what to say, as LAUGH no gree me. LMAO LMAO. May be u pour your own saliva into his mouth first, so dat he will knw wat it feels like and probably get a feel of wat he has put u thru. I am sure he will make amends once u do dat. The guy is a LEARNER.

Anonymous said...

First thing I check in a guy,is d way he kisses.if he covers me wit saliva omo would just him go.some guys mouth is gigantic and wld even swallow up all ur lip,I tink u shld discuss it wit him,if u can endure fine,if nt let go abeg.

Anonymous said...

I know ur plight! Cos it's a plight bliv me! I av bin in same sit. b4 & was always disgusted after sharing a deep kiss with my bf den! I dreaded kissing him & had to always 'push' his saliva back in his mouth while kissin! Advise: if u really like him enough, get used to d 'fountain' or just avoid deep kisses! Better still 'ditch' him! Kenny

Anonymous said...

Nigerian men dont know how to kiss period! Na so so saliva left and right - when we momen have our own saliva and don't need extra!

Anonymous said...

Yea,I hav an advice! Stop kissing him,allow him 2complian abt u not kissing him then tell him how u feel abt leaving such saliva n all dat... If he love u,he will listen n love will make him change 2make u happy! I personally don't like kissing cos hygine issues!

Anonymous said...

Naija girls are just suffering for nothing. Foolish Nigerian men all they have is money and no sense. Unromantic knuckle heads.

Psychotic bitch said...

Lmao. Keep a bowl by the side of the bed. Disgusting man

Anonymous said...

Be on top of him when kissing. It will help with gravity acting downwards.

Bunmi said...

eeeewwww, pele.
If you know you cant live with it for life, u better talk to him or teach him how to kiss u properly.

Nigeria, SMH!

Anonymous said...

ewwwwwwwwwwww, sounds so disgusting....honey tell him to swallow his own saliva b4 and during kissing. you aint got a choice......tell him straight.

Gistmode said...

Everyday We learn, and i so much believe that you can teach him.Tell him how things are been done, educate him... but make sure you do all these with love and respect, and am sure he will change.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha......na wa 4 french kissing palava

Anonymous said...

People have biological faults and we have to accept it. I guess you dont really love this guy or this would not be an issue at all. I guess yes you should leave him because you dont love him enough to get over this. let him find a woman who will accept him with his faults.

Anonymous said...

i went out with a guy who is totally opposite, he did not french kiss me for over 2 years that we went. i eventually left him because i felt he was not passionate enough and i was seriously missing all the french kissing passion.
but now with my new bf, he is all about passion. he is a perfectly good french kisser but i found that i dont really like french kissing like i use to. i guess my ex must have rubbed off on me the wrong way......hehehe

Dolly p said...

abeg abeg Linda why u post dis kind tin na kai its very disgusting abeg. yuck m throwing up already. Dolly p

Anonymous said...

which kind sick saliva wahala be dat. i go just stylishly put am back 4 his mouth make he swallow am himself. what rubbish

Anonymous said...

Laughing uncontrolably. Too funny....lmao @ i have my own saliva.ewwww @ putting a bowl at the head of the table.
I feel your pain sis.probably you can try to limit how long ya"l kiss for,do other foreplay stuff and leave d deep kissin part out for now,atleast untill u get a permanent solution.
Goodluck.

Anonymous said...

Lol.... Leave a bowl at the head of the bed biko

Anonymous said...

my sister....tell him u cant take it. be nice when u say it sha ooo

Anonymous said...

Pele dear, I feel ur pain. Dated sumone like dat once, actually d saliva tin happened d first time We kissed, immediately he left d living room, I went out 2 spit!!

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd! This chic is soo funny...jst love d way she put dis gist 2gether. The part that burst ma head is "do I put a small bowl @ d edge of d bed"? Dayum that's cra'y mehn! Ok enuf lafta...my dear I think u shld come out straight n tell him to control his aroused saliva...cos u're no longer comfortable n it's beginning to affect d r/ship. I'm sure if he doesn't wanna lose u, he'll work on it. All d best dear. #nina

Anonymous said...

omoge, u dey try sha ooo. y u no tell am again. abi he won create ogbono soup 4 ur mouth abi na okra soup he dey prep ni?

Anonymous said...

THAT SOUNDS TOTALLY DISGUSTING

Anonymous said...

Give him a dose of atropine or scopolamine before the action begins.

Anozie Mezie said...

hmmmm, make she de enjoy!

Anonymous said...

GBEM......linda, oya post my comment.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a non slippery/salivary mouth when kissing. It's awesome

Anonymous said...

Linda since u av been dere,den gv her d solution u used.

mr kelly texas said...

Since u notice that wen ever u both ar kissing he do drop saliver in ur mouth wen he send to u,U equally send it back.dat is chemical reaction

Adebukola Omololu said...

Reading this post makes me wanna puke!
Girl not envying u oooo
I nor fit!

Anonymous said...

This is gross!,but vry funny thou....lmao!@ do I leave a small bowl at d head of d bed!...

Anonymous said...

My man has d kindest heart,he is so adorable,we av been 2geda 4 3yrs now,n not a day passes wtout him talking 2 me 4 @ least 2hrs. But he is not drop dead cute,he is aii. N sometimes I see really cute guys n go hmmm I like dis guy,bt wen I get 2 know dem,I am irritated. Talk 2 ur boo if u love him,now I make my man dress 2 kill,shaves like every 2days 2 look sweet 4 me. If u av a tin 4 dis guy,make it work. Kos saliava is not d reason 2 quit if u re d queen in his kingdom.

Anonymous said...

Ewwwwww,he wil puke in ur mouth someday n u will swallow all.things we do for love.....oluku

Anonymous said...

VOMIT IN HIS MOUTH ONE DAY N MKE HIM KNW WAT IT TASTES LIKE

Anonymous said...

Good luck with dat how can u swallow another person's saliva pls ur disgusting. U better know to stop that bcos u get sick with something only God noes.

kimpe said...

Linda i swear i laughd ma ass Out at dat statement(i av ma own saliva)..very funny

Anonymous said...

Is it not beTter to hurt his feelings than leave him or when u leave him, his feelings is going to be hurt anyways. Let him know u don't like the way he kiss, must 9ja men can't kiss anyways. Teach him how u want to be kiss, he will get over the hurt feelings

MOCHA said...

I know how that feels. Once had a boyfriend who used to do that. It was rather disgusting. I used to pour it right back. He got the gist and started swallowing his thing

Anonymous said...

...chuckles...dnt mind me. It's quite funny but a serious issue. U av 2 comunicate it to him. U both av 2 talk it out. If he truely luv nd care abt u, then he shld b concern abt ur apiness nd nt selfish all in d name of ego. All d best.

Anonymous said...

Yuck! That's the most disgustin revelation iv heard off in ages! Good luck with that situation babe

Anonymous said...

ewwwwhhh..... i feel your pain, not enough to leave your man though. teach him how u like it, but do it nicely

Anonymous said...

Teach him how to kiss, simple! Over time he will get the logic. You can't just break up with him because of that. Remember, its not easy being in a good relationship with a guy so if u re in one, better stick to it.

Anonymous said...

Teach him, talk to him heart to heart in way he will understand and nt feel u r trying to make fun of him.

babundo nwanne said...

Lol so Irritating.I can imagine.U really need to leave a bowl at d end of d bed weneva u guys want to kiss.LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Its not enough reason to leave him. I think you should teach him. Also make him understand you aren't comfortable with that method of kissing & don't do it in a joking manner this time.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, i can relate to this girl because I have been there b4, had to leave that guy cos I never really liked him anyway. Because of him, I hate kissing till date and this happened abt 7yrs ago. Babe tell him with diplomacy or suffer in silence. The ball is in your court

Anonymous said...

lol,'i ave my own saliva'girl u cnt leave him cus of that o,teach him how u wnt it to be,cus a bowl@d head of d bed will still hurt his pride.lin lin,post dis comment o.

MR. SOLOS said...

I've not been there...I can't advice. I only give advice on what I'm sure of...

Anonymous said...

Lol na pitbull dog???

Anonymous said...

This is ridiculously irritating. Teach him how you like it and if he doesn't learn, you have to move on. Except of course you can cope with it. If you could you wouldn't have mentioned it here tho

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