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Monday, April 1, 2013

Tweets of the day

GEJ is a Zoologist. :-)

116 comments:

Anonymous said...

burst my head . Nigerian politicians are certainly fools .

ade baptista said...

Hehe dis peeps no get work o

POTRIX NAIJA BLOG said...

lol! this man is mean

zaynab maleek said...

Off topic
Can some ppl on this blog stop insinuating that I'm hausa/muslim/Boko haram and all that shit when they wanna go off point nd insult me?
Father: paki punjabi, mother: kalabari. Mostly raised by my xtian mum but now totally agnostic.
Don't connect me to some silly tribe/religion, its irritating.

zaynab maleek said...

Now related to the topic
These two old men behaving like foolish children.
Faggots!, I'm sure they were once bonking eachother.

Anonymous said...

El rufai is shameless!reuben abati is hopeless!bunch of hypocrites and retards*back to sippin yoghurt and watching nikita.duh!!!

aprokoblog said...

Hehehe this mallam sef trying so hard to be noticed and relevant...when a mallam speaks everything sound like mooooo(sheep)

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Angel Ricardo said...

So what? Zoology was my first degree and to me everybody was as human as they came. For once I'll gladly concur with Reuben Abati, nice riposte to a silly jibe.

TOLUWALASHE'S BOO said...

Abati Abati......
To think this bloody fool was once a voice of the people..
He's now the voice of the government after tasting outta the national cake..
Your end is near mahn....
You and your goddamned boss will so rot in hell.
Nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Chai!!! Dis El-rufai is mean oo...

Anonymous said...

El rufai is a sore loser,saddist and a religious fanatic. I dislike him with a passion. GEJ isn't my pal but d way he blabbing about nig leadership isn't good. D other time he qualified GEJ leadership with Jesus d son of God. El rufai is a maniac and forgotten political slave!

Anonymous said...

One thing i noticed about this dwarf man called EL-RUFAI is his hate and sadist part of calling GEJ different names...This very man is not even acceptable in his own state..he can not contest for any election in his state..I think silent as they say is the best answer to a fool like El-rufai.

ebira babe said...

GBAM!!! El rufai got it right,abati as usual is gonna think about it befor replying.

Anonymous said...

1) When Estate Management is your field of study, you will think Nigerians are your personal properties to be demolished. 2) Yes, silence is the best answer to people like you Reuben.

Iwuorah Kenechi Jane said...

El rufai is just jobless.. Always trying τ̅☺ be relevant but ends up exposing his shamelessness. Smh

★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★ said...

All in a bid to get attention, carry on Mallam, utter disparity!

Eric Egeregor said...

But its true.

Anonymous said...

Agbaya's...

Anonymous said...

Unbelievable! this men are so unprofessional.The dont sound like our representatives. These lots actually act like kids in High school you know, they are busy lashing at themselves on social network,what a disgrace!

nony nso said...

Elrufai shud go and sit his old ass on a dirty ground.... Hee is ranting everywhere lik a frustrated mumu becow he is nolongger oin the corridors of power.. As if he was better when he was there.. Bigot

Anonymous said...

Jona is a zoologist, who are u. Cow.mgbeke feeling funky

Anonymous said...

he's certainly a zoologist

Apple said...

Now that El rufai is out of government he is just making noise. Please man should go and sit down..mtchew.

Anonymous said...

Elrufai is a brief dimunitive dwarf and an idiot and will remain as so! A religious faggot like him. He will never smell power not even a visit to the Villa even after 2015. Yes, we dislike Jonathan but can't fall for his antics. A shameless looser!

Anonymous said...

O please Reuben, must you reply everyone that aims at your boss? Guess you have to prove you are working. Geeeez

Anonymous said...

Dis old men sha,so dey even have twitter act. Na wa oh.

Anonymous said...

Like honestly d things dat come from these ppls mouths no diplomacy no decency. Its a pirry grown men acting like teenage girls

Anonymous said...

Ok thanks. Next!!!!

Anonymous said...

Boko haram leading lady

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Mehn this mallam has bad mouthoo.
He should take it easy,this is our president he's referring to,that office should be accorded some sort of respect.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

ayeni ayodeji said...

lol! i love dis room men!

Anonymous said...

Yeye people!!!!! #hiss#

Anonymous said...

Lmao! Well my dear zoologist, u hv certainly been wronged! Bt we both know u settled cz dts wat dey gave u in uni, dnt act like d certificate has done u any good n unless ur name is betterluck u aint gon be no president...

Anonymous said...

mallam, hmm you again? You mean you could not get your share? INFACT park one side.Have you ever say this when ABOKI is ruling?

Anonymous said...

lmao!!! this kain Mallam ehn?! mtchew!

Anonymous said...

I don't knw y dis midget is always blabing shit. #angry face

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHHA...EL RUFAI IS TOO FUNNY....YES HE IS VERY CORRECT....GEJ IS THE BIGGEST FOOL OF ALL..

Lawyer said...

I'm nt surprised @ el rufai's constant unsavoury remarks on d person of Mr President.I feel his pains and hopelessness as his expectation of being a critical prt of Jonathan's admin ws nt met. However, I prefer d Reuben Abati of "ystday"

Anonymous said...

ABEG FUCK OFF!WHO CARES?THE HAUSA AND MUSLIM COMMUNITY DON'T EVEN KNOW U EXIST,AND U RANT LIKE DIS???REALLY GOD HAS CREATED A LOT OF CHARACTERS.I DON'T BLAME U,I BLAME THE PPLE WHO EVEN TAG U HAUSA.#MANY NIGERIANS ARE SOOOOOO...#

Anonymous said...

U biased lady!are u sure anything a mallam says sounds moooo???well d likes of u,keep chasing alhajis for few thousands?d real janded mallams as u say can't be even caught wit an ugly lady like u.I mean it!so always try to reason wit ur brains nt ur biased mind plssssssssss

Anonymous said...

D mallam is trying so hard to become relevant again. He has lost it all. If u ask me I see,I see d mallam as a man strugling to come back bc he could nt use wat he had wisely. He is a broke ash nigger u did nt serve well while in govt. Even though I'm nt a fan of GEJ n his dooms day adminstration,bt mallam certainly is a pathetic case that shd be ignored. Mallam naija is nt the ur father's personal property that u think u can have @ will,just dust ur CV n go look for an estate management job somewhere,it will put food on ur broke ash table rather than fighting a failed battle. Fooools on april fool day.

Anonymous said...

And u do eeeeeeeeewwwwwww like a donkey.bleached thing(linda post my comment)

Anonymous said...

Fuck both of them.they wll all perish in hell.after both of them ve well fed with Naija money and pple r suffering and they relaxing ving enough time to be exchanging words.their destruction is @ hand

Anon said...

I guess d statement is figurative.

Anonymous said...

This is to tell us that our leathers don't have us at the mind, if not what will bring up this kind thought from Abati's mind. Because he is not in the corridor of power again. Tomorrow he will come out to contest or campaign for somebody we should vote for. OK we are waiting.

chinedu onyibe-akenzua said...

El Rufai is a retard, now he can bark since he fell from glory, this man is a criminal, when he was FCT minister and he hasn't changed....
Abati, a crumb-catcher, and a retard...
both of them has no modicum of decency...

Anonymous said...

Agbaya!!!Bunch of malus(cows)...#mtcheeew#

Anonymous said...

Elrufai is a sore sore loser. 10q Reuben 4 letting him know his present state on April 1

Anonymous said...

Thats where GEJ got it all wrong! He should always see the north as the cows they are not nigerians as a whole.maclav said so

Anonymous said...

Lol. You wicked

chito jr said...

Wateva it's their wahala...kai

DAILY ALERTS said...

Funny sha.

Well, let him be serious with is work o, no time for animal care, life are astake.

Anonymous said...

Am so over this man called El Rufai...his bitterness is beyond measure. We do not have the govt. we want but the way this man keeps babbling makes him come across as sadist, a tad jealous and insecure. Put him in govt n watch him mess up left right and centre.

Abeg abeg shift Mr Solution to Nigerian ledership problem....silence really is the best answer

Anonymous said...

GOOD FOR REUBEN AND HIS OGA AT THEY TOP, THEY HAVE FOUND THEIR MATCH IN ELRUFAI

wenger02 said...

Rufai is jst a noice maker.dis country wil b worst if it av ppl like dis foolish and corrupt Rufai as it president.

Queen Bee said...

El rufai is extremely honest and I love him for that!
Y'all insult GEJ at every slightest opportunity cos for real ,he treats Nigerians lesser than cows!but cos El rufai said it,he's a sadist!
Sentiments has always been the cause of Nigeria's downfall.

Anonymous said...

Yes I concur!

Anonymous said...

Lemme assume that all the people that still support GEJ with the situation of the country are really blind and don't deserve good in Life.

zaynab maleek said...

Lol! Cows moo, sheeps Baaah

www.gistmode.com said...

lololololollolol...No comment!

DickTatOR said...

Lol!

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehe funny

VIRTUOSITY said...

Twitter has become a playground for adults!

Anonymous said...

There were two old men, blabbing like fools.. One name Rufus, one named Benjy. Lmao

@Betsiey said...

Elrufai...currently unemployed!!! Dats d most classic reply he got.. Foolish man, Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ tink we've 4gottn wat Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ did in abj durin ur tenure...Even if everybody is accusing a thief, he's fellow thieves shud jus keep shut!

ed-levis said...

El-rufai's attacks on GEJ is turning into some childish pranks. Seriously I Laffº°˚=)) =))˚°º≈nearlyº°˚throway ˚=)) =))°º≈my blackberryº°˚ =)) =)) ˚ºinside °˚offering box ˚°º≈:).

DickTatOR said...

Why're horizontally-challenged men filled with so much bile?Haven't found the answer yet so i just avoid their friendship like a plague,the insecure mfs

Anonymous said...

Oh pls Abasi or Abati.....go hide ur burnt,black thieffy thieffy face.....u and ur olodo oga.Idiats!and El Rufai....who r u to insult sum1?u are a thief too

@i_critic_ said...

U dey hate, u dey gbagaun ontop

Anonymous said...

Look at this abati block head.......who give am Niger delta cloth to wear.yes I said block head.A man who can eat back his vomit cos of money palaver is a block head,remember wat u said about Alams way back n ur opinion now.Money n power has Jazzed u but ur eye go soon open come 2015.

Anonymous said...

A frustrated man (el rufai) and a sycophant (agbati) they r all crazy.... Cows.
Please is it wise for a 17yr old (virgin) under graduate to start having sex? I need honest answers oo

Anonymous said...

El rufai rly knws how to get at this clueless and corrupt govt lol

Anonymous said...

Can't stop laughing my ass off.what a face off drama btw elrufai and Reuben abati

Anonymous said...

El Rufai Mbok grow up and Leave the president alone,you are so irritating,a religious fanatic like u,go and rest joor,whether Gej is bad or not leave him like that,when u were the minister what did u do,u were not good too

OSHODI said...

This mallam must be a comedian.

Anonymous said...

Old baboons...nd as 4GEJ mumu,yes I said it,he's a big mumu

Anonymous said...

dis 2 ar jxt practizin child play nt intrested..bera grab ma hook nd go fishing

Anonymous said...

So niaja are now cow

Anonymous said...

insulting every other person that ready zoology

Anonymous said...

So your mama enter bed with paki? Ewwwwwwwww. Is that what u want to hear?

Ewu curry please we don't care...

Anonymous said...

na wa ooooo......but it got me laughing

Anonymous said...

So your mama enter bed with paki? Ewwwwwwwww. Is that what u want to hear?

Ewu curry please we don't care...

Anonymous said...

..Actually," mooo" is d sound a cow makes.."Baaaa" is for sheep...just saying..

Anonymous said...

How can this be tweet of the day?..its tweet of the year. Elrufai yabs beta. Ruben abati #tale of 'quotes b4 fg moni',and 'quotes afta fg moni'#. No point listening to anytin he says...and the award for #iyabjonathanpass# 2013 goes tooooooooo Elrufai,#zoology/cow# joke

Anonymous said...

Kai dis aboki I no dey tire for quarrel?everytime talk say jona is na bwad man,jona I no go skwool.I concern U.

Stephen Omamuli said...

REUBEN ABATI HAS FOUND HIS MATCH. VERY FEW NIGERIANS HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY STUFF LIKE THIS. ELRUFAI FIRE ON.

Anonymous said...

And some people fooling themselves under anonymous...like seriously must every fair person bleach oyibo no de una place...@anon 9:43 olodo

Anonymous said...

What did Abati say wrong, that Boko haram malam is the biggest fool coming out from that part of the country. GEJ should actually see him as a cow.

Charlz John said...

I love ur name tho

Charlz John said...

That's the sound sheep in your village make? Wow!

Charlz John said...

My own leathers have me in mind o...I wear them frequently

Charlz John said...

Mhen..shut it!

Anonymous said...

Come oo. Is it just me or is it that since a southerner came into power all these northerners do is to ridicle Gej? Tell me of all the years the north had ruled Nigeria, while the elites looted the country and are stil looting wit som earning as much as 4billion naira per month, yet the north still remains the most under developed part of the country what have they done with the money? I am a fan of elrufi but this his talk talk is becoming too much abeg wetin self. I know elrufi reads LIB, yes . Elrufi u r gradually going insane and in dire need medical attention, get one fast and make urself useful to the country. If u cant, get a hubby, buy a dog or better still go to Mali and join the terrorists there nonsense man... mitscheeew

Anonymous said...

El rufai na now we don dey see say u be boko haram man. Any small tin GEJ this GEJ that. When u were in favour of govt did u not wrongly chase a retired judge out of his home? U talk as if u where any better then. U be yeye man

XL avenue said...

Linda abeg advertize ur blog on fb, i feel not enough people r reading this blog because i need more people to speak on some critical issues. With d way el rufai dey talk online i wonder how im wife or wives go dey cope wit am for house.

Anonymous said...

Fools don't need guts to spill their biles, and Rufai is certainly a foolish man. Engaging the administration on policy issues is one thing, attacking the person of Mr President is another. When a man descends to personal attack, he has surely lost the argument. GEJ may not be the best we hoped for, but he certainly has not been a disaster as some people would want us to believe. His unobtrusive nature is often mistaken for weakness, but not all president can be garrulous and unnecessarily confrontational.


Don T

Reckbeck said...

If mallam get prblm wit GEJ, make e go settle wit am. Moreover none of dem better

Anonymous said...

Nigeria is really a wonderful country. c the way this thief and liar is insulting the President. someone who used his friends secrets and published a book. olodo, just becuse he was booted out of fct he is now claiming freedom fighter. he should first of all relinquish all proceeds from illegal allocation of lands to the poor, then we know he has changed.

Anonymous said...

Of course, elrufai is a cow.

baba said...

El Rufai should stop all this 'seeking for attention things'.
We need things and people that contribute to society. He is beginning to sound like an old cracked record…

baba said...

El Rufai should stop all this 'seeking for attention things'.
We need things and people that contribute to society. He is beginning to sound like an old cracked record…

Anonymous said...

Mr El rufai or warever ur name is, go and sit down> you have nothing good to offer to Nigerians and am sure u r worst of them all.

Anonymous said...

if only all these idiots could concentrate more on building the nation and creating policies that will transform Nigeria rather than this tom foolery...!THE GREMLIN HAS SPOKEN!

Blogtoto said...

If i were d president,i'd give this nomad an appointment n i'll fire him after 2 days in office.He's dying 2 get a political appointment so he makes noise like Abati used to do.

Anonymous said...

Abati's case is just of;''he who pays the pyper dictates the tune''

Anonymous said...

So you can call GEJ watever u want & he dsnt have d right to do same? Ur point being...???

Anonymous said...

This just explains why you are so stupid. Thnk God ur not Hausa. Silly tribe/religion don uwarki ki tuba 8/...

Anonymous said...

So you can call GEJ watever u want & he dsnt have d right to do same? Ur point being...???

Anonymous said...

Anyway El Rufai, it looks like you are one of the animals in this zoo that needs attention and treatment and thank God for the zoologist who has actually contained you. Stop regugitating your gworo!

Anonymous said...

Agbayas

Anonymous said...

EL Rufai I love U̶̲̥̅̊ man. As for Reuben Abati, he is jz anoder coward. A one time Govt critic naw on the side. It only shows dat pple change wen money and position is dangled b4 us. No wonder he has d audacity to call Nigerians sophisticated Ignorants

Don Corleone said...

Look at the type of personality Obasanjo use to governed Nigeria. El-Rufai has become a PUBLIC NUISANCE. Taking everywhere. The only job he has now since he's not on government pay roll is tweeter and facebook account. Very soon he'll start 419 since no money is coming in and his' always on net.

Anonymous said...

Tribalistic fool! Isn't GEJ an extension of Yaradua's Govt? Y weren't the funky mallam criticisms heard then?Bladdy hipos!

Tomie Jasmine said...

Na wa o

khay said...

Social media aint so social anymore once animals get control of the devices...*sigh*