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Thursday 10 January 2013

Choi! Naija! Lol

Not that I blame the car owner...before the real owners of the car appear...Lol!

112 comments:

Feyi said...

See garage,lol

Anonymous said...

THAT RIDE AIN'T CHEAP - WHAT'S ITS OWNER DOING LIVING IN THAT PLACE? HOW EM NO GO DRAW NEGATIVE ATTENTION TO EMSELF AND EM PROPERTY? NA EM DEY FIND TROUBLE. INSTEAD MAKE EM MANAGE SMALL RIDE, COMOT FOR THERE, THEN STEP UP!

Anonymous said...

Is dis car really worthy of a cage??
Or any form of protection?
Its not like its a Rolls Royce or porsche!!
*nonsense*
Billie jean

Anonymous said...

So who is d real owner?

Slikkys said...

Lol,ds is weird n funny!!!

Sheg_Z Oshy said...

1st to comment, Sheg_Z Oshy nonI..this pic is funny, I no fit blame the Car Owner, or Car Keeper !!..lool!

Anonymous said...

LOL! Very funny!

Damochedxb said...

Lmao, O boy. See caging!! I honestly do not blame him/her. Who knows what he/she might have faced before. Lost all four alloy rims in Abj back in 2005.. Car was flat on the floor.

Anonymous said...

I no blame him o....naija boys badt ni

Anonymous said...

all life's saving tho! Needs protection *Lol

fikky said...

Lmao!

The security ain't complete sef: 3 pitbulls and calabash containing alligator skull/vulture feathers.

Volt said...

Lol yea na so oo,the rate they have been stealing Camry *muscle* is alarming...so I don't blame d owner o

★★PRINCE CHARMING™★★ said...

Lol.... You go fear fear naw

Anonymous said...

This nah high protection.

Anonymous said...

transparent Garage. Very innovative.

Unknown said...

Lol...Aboki kiosk for the car!since jonathan wunt provide security let him help him self ohh...it mite b life savings now!lmao

Fearless! said...

Good effort!
truth is,God forbids,When d "real owners come",na him go be gate man, he will open it with his hands!
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Anonymous said...

To save urself all dis stress get car tracker. If u care for tracker contact info@earsautorecovery.com

Anonymous said...

Lmao! Only in naija! Anyway, necessity is the mother of invention.

Anonymous said...

4living in dat kind of house and environment& driving that type of car........the owner of d car is an a**, #misplacedpirority#

segunsd said...

lol. hilarious

princessa said...

This is serious! Lmao, when u sweat to buy a car n they steal it, then u manage to get a new 1 , u can almost do ths abeg I no blame the owner, too many sharp boys around

Anonymous said...

.......For living in dat kind of environment and house, and having that type of ride, the owner of d car is an a**, #misplacedpriority#

Anonymous said...

All i can say is WOW!!! what does it profit a man to own that kinda expensive car and nt have enuf to feed moreless fuel the car?... Vanity!


Ms Valerie

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha, loving this new safety garage.

tayjones said...

The funny thing is that when the real owners come that's when the man will realise he has just been caging it for them

Anonymous said...

The car is still not save

swarez tha ph boy said...

ℓ☺ℓ naija ƝØ Ɖξý dull . . . The owner ƝØ wan hear say okoro jump fence break leg . . .

Anonymous said...

When person buy this kind car for the kind neighbourhood I see in d pic, what else do u expect. Am sure the steering wheel and the pedals are under lock and key as well. Just in case....(LWKMD)

@Icekiddd said...

Hehhehehe, for this person mind e dey prevent thieves

Unknown said...

NOW WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIVE IN THE HOOD AND WANT A CAR LIKE THAT. THE NIGERIAN SQUARE PEGS AND ROUND HOLE STANDARD AGAIN.

Queen Bee said...

Lolest!...lmsao
So only to safeguard car! The owner of this car is a brokeass nigger dat can't imagine loosing the car cos he can't afford to buy another.....and if by mistake u bash dis car for highway,u are finished!dis man will kill u !
'He for buy lion join put in front of the cage to guard the car..unserious person.

Anonymous said...

Nah so nahhh no Tym #innermind#

Anonymous said...

Lobatan o

Anonymous said...

I don't blame the owner, that's the security he can provide for his car


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Unknown said...

Hahahahahah lindiway wetin be dis Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo. Oga Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo. Lemme go sip •̸Ϟγ̲̣̣̥ hot tea and watch other peoples comment.

Anonymous said...

Wanda shall never end

Unknown said...

Lol!!!very fancy

annan prynce said...

na so e suppose be jor...to avoid stories that touch...lolz

Anonymous said...

Lmaooo,linda can't u see he lives in the ghetto,d hoodlums myt jst be eyeing the car.but why live here if u can afford such a car?mayb na dash sha

Anonymous said...

Lmaooo,linda can't u see he lives in the ghetto,d hoodlums myt jst be eyeing the car.but why live here if u can afford such a car?mayb na dash sha

Anonymous said...

na wetin insecurity dey cause! me too I no blame jooooo

Sweethoney said...

I don't understand o, How can a person own this type of car and still live in that type of place?

Anonymous said...

This is so funny.......

Adanna said...

hahaha... U go fear naija wan finish us o

yy said...


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Anonymous said...

Laughs....Naija car owners no dey carry last

marcel duplexis said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Teezers Lover said...

Lolll, Yekpa c security...this 1 strong pass Aso rock own.

Anonymous said...

This man self nawoo. If the car is in this cage,where will d dog be? Hmmmmm on d second thoght,I no blame d man jare,him know how him manage to buy him moto maybe na him life servings, make person no come carry am shine.

dammyroja said...

Nawa for naija,what happened to insurance?

Anonymous said...

If d real owners come na hin go give dem d key.lol naija 4 show.

kissinem said...

Lmao! Its necessary o

Anonymous said...

Lindiway, if na u nko? You will do the same. Maybe the guy zone rugged pieces. I hail oh

kendra said...

Lol... Typical naija people! Driving exotic cars and living in a very crappy place... That's absurds.. I have seen someone with 3 flashy cars and living in one ghetto,don't know why...

My uncle too was doing that one time,he is what they call wealthy,has plenty flashy cars but was staying in mushin until the wife finally sat up,lied she needed some huge amount ofmoney of something,then with her own money bought a house in the island before the man could move

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the first Video cassette player (VHS) my dad bought in 1992. Omo, na real cage o my old man do for am. Nobody had access to the key except him and our mum. We would insert cassette through the cage ni ooo... LOL.

Stanley Onduru said...

now this is funny...u cant blame the owner though..ping 277ddbcd for clothings @ affordable prices.

Anonymous said...

Seriously which work the owner dey do to own such a car living in that kain house...

Anonymous said...

I laugh in latin, it is well with my country

Anonymous said...

LMFAO! I can't no more with these guys.... Ahn ahn.... The person is deep yo! Too epic....LOL!

VICKY DARL said...

Hahahaha.....odikwa egwu

BONARIO NNAGS said...

lolz once bitten triple shy. Who knows his past experience.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

Makeover by T.E.J.U said...

Hehehehe, looks like a rich man's garage in Ajegunle!

Anonymous said...

Lol! Dis is so hilarious. What will now happen if dis person gets the most expensive car? He will jus go and park it in pluto 4 maximum protection. Lwkmd! Wonders shall never end

miz osa said...

Lol dis is so so funny.

Unknown said...

Provision is better than kiosk...the man no wan tell stories that touch. Big ups to u man!

Anonymous said...

Even in that 'cell' things so still loss for d car. Linda u heard the story on vanguard online that all women in ph prison are pregnant and the warders are being accused? The comptroller of prisons is denying it but let them do test na so we go dey sure

young G said...

Short of word!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Maximum security gauranteed. Trust me, that car is safer where it is than it would be in a Nigerian Police station or the Central Bank of Nigeria where things (money) often getting missing without trace.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

hahhahahaaaa. yea that 2007 model camry is the major target for car thieves. re-sale value is quite high.
i don't blame the owner. lmao

JustPorsh said...

Lmao!
But what's a car like dis doing in a place like that?

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Anonymous said...

Af seen diz since. Security toh badt.

Anonymous said...

Its nt. D ownerz fault..........

Britto said...

Kilowàdé???looool

Rich Dad said...

No time.

christabel ogudu said...

Linda,i don't understand wat u wrote o

Anonymous said...

lmao, Linda linda, me sef no blame d owner abeg. but parking dat car in a ghetto like in this pix, hmmmm. make he sell d car use d money build beta house abeg!

Anonymous said...

Quite sad!
Nigerians and dia misplaced priority, for God sakes wats a toyota spider doin in a slum?!!!!!

OLO said...

This is hillarious.

Anonymous said...

Nija for life, we no dey carry last....Lolz

Anonymous said...

What nonsense! Poverty is a bitch.

freeangel said...

For nigeria we no dey carry last

Anonymous said...

u dey use camry muscle dey stay dt kind haus..na wa for owner ooo..

Anonymous said...

This is just absurd.LMAO

smiley said...

Hahaha. I like these coz its the reality here in nija

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Which level?

Anonymous said...

plain stupid is what this is. Get a tracker!

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

maybe na village e go! unto say make e no trek go back Lagos. lol

Dee said...

THIS IS SOMEWHERE IN FESTAC BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NA REAL "REAL OWNERS" OH D PERSON NO FIT SHOUT LOL.

Dee said...

THIS IS SOMEWHERE IN FESTAC BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NA REAL "REAL OWNERS" OH D PERSON NO FIT SHOUT LOL.

Unknown said...

Lol!!! Fingers r not equal... This is the same type of car sombody used 4 stunts at d HME car stunt and bum-wash event tagged WILD WHEELZ which e didn't evn care wht happens to d vehicle, is wht sombody else is treasuring o

SUE JORDAN said...

IF HE CAN AFFORD THAT CAR, HE CAN AFFORD A BETTER PLACE WITH A PROPER GARAGE...

Anonymous said...

well its gud but i tell u, wen the real owner comes.. na the person weh lock am go open am by em sef..talk no go 2 much na just one slap..

Anonymous said...

Car in detention!! Looooool

Anonymous said...

lol...LIB readers ooo

Anonymous said...

Walahi na u get am, car keeper! Lol

Anonymous said...

It's quite obvious the owner feels it needs "protection". It may be one of the most precious things he/she has (no qualms about that).
Ironically, the owner of a Rolls Royce/Porsche wouldn't use this contraption as a form of keeping the car from being tampered with.

Anonymous said...

I SMELL PHOTOSHOP

Anonymous said...

Linda u sef nor go school,wot do u mean by d real owners.u pple wud b givn robbers upperhead.wot the Fuck is d meaning of real owners so the person dat bought the car is now what.u pple shud think b4 u talk.the power of life nd death is n ur tongue mind wot u say

June said...

Ε̲ ε̲asy to own a camry??

Anonymous said...

Prevention...

Anonymous said...

All is vanity

Anonymous said...

Well me no blame the owner of the car the car feel be in first ride so he/she don't want loss ham cause naija boys they braga gan

Anonymous said...

If only we can protect our souls like this by trusting God.

Pls visit www.thebanquethall.blogspot.com for your daily spiritual nugget. Always put God first.

Anonymous said...

@Dee:This is not Festac...The place na Iponri estate beside the mosque...Linda if the owners end up stealing the car,it's on you.

Mama somtee said...

Which kain yeye photoshop ? Dis na islale eko or oshodi

Anonymous said...

@ u all dt call ma zone hood little do u knw d kinda Pple dt lives der.... I bet ma life u all dt stays In lekki of vi cnt even come close wer we dt comes out of Iponri estate talks. Ask d Obanikoro, basket mouth and many more..... or are u guys a learner ? No b 2 stay island oooo ... Me 4 one I stay der anytime I come 2 nig n I feel safe der Dan ma mansion

Anonymous said...

Plz r we saving it on a hard drive?

brian said...

That's naija lol. Only in naija that the worth of a car doesn't commiserate with the dwelling.

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A.R.K said...

I guess na the owner get money pass for the neighbourhood . .the Fear of bad boys is the beginning of this kind caging . . .

Anonymous said...

Linda, leave the owner oh!! Make dem come carry d car now, those people wey say dem eye cut reach for back. Make dem come attempt with all dat gate.

Anonymous said...

Anyone can say whatever they like but one thing is sure, you must protect your property as much as you can!!! nothing is cheap......

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