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Monday 14 May 2012

Topic of the day: Nigerian men and oral sex

Biko, what do you Nigerian men have against oral sex? A lot of Nigerian women are complaining that their men don't or hardly go down south and they wanted me to discuss it here and find out what the problem is. That place is not meant for your **** only, it's also meant for your tongues. Go down there and stay there for at least 30 mins, dammit! Yes, its that serious! Abi, ladies? Y'all are supposed to be keeping that part of a woman clean regularly...with your tongues...so why don't some of you? And some who attempt to don't even know what the heck they are doing. A woman knows the difference between a finger and a wet tongue..hello! Lol.

Dear men, there's so much the mouth, the tongue, the teeth and the throat can do (you can kiss, you can suck, you can bite and you can swallow *cough*), so why do you limit yourselves? What do y'all have against oral sex? Please if you're below 18, don't read this post and don't comment, this is strictly for adults. Men, oya over to you...answer!

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Anonymous said...

If u love me you hae to eat the vajay jay that shit is awesome and I blow right back!

Anonymous said...

Nigerian mehn aren't cut out for oral sex! They're not romantic enough! Oral sex are for men who want their ladies to feel special. Who want to 'know' every part of their woman! Nigerian men ain't got time for that. Besides majority of them are selfish! How do you expect them to please us when all they think about is getting us to please them!! Biko Linda talk another thing!!

~ Menakaya's Baby!

Anonymous said...

Guys don't do it cos most ladies don't fancy it, especially those of South western origin.

Anonymous said...

Linda ur very right,but oh well I always make my demands sexually.to me no oral no sex simple!funny but true.if I can suck his dick den he shud suck my pussy helloooo!!ladies jst kip it fresh all d time dats all.moreover may I add dat iv noticed dt yoruba men are way better in dis dept dan proud igbo men.kmt!

Anonymous said...

Emmmm PS I'm a lady neva av I hd an issue wit ma bf goin down dere o he doznt av a problem wit suckin espacally d 69.....same wit ma ex n d 1 b4....so I believe dis problem. Comes 4rm d old men dem dem

Reaallzzz

laide said...

okay linda...seriously,u gtin disgusting ...wats d issue? and am not talking bout the topic, am talking about your elaboration...pls go find a husband, wud stop u from being horny all the time...lol

Anonymous said...

Naija man are o stale.... Naija girls to keep ur pussy clean. Stank pussy ain't gonna get no action talk less of a tongue.....

Anonymous said...

Yoruba men are the guys for this!! Kai....they are awesome at sucking, licking, eating, fingering the V! Linda, go for a Yoruba man, your fantasies will come alive!!!

Oma.

Anonymous said...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!! That place is stinking now...I dont think its made for tongueing or wateva u called it...shit, i nor fit oooo

Anonymous said...

Sorry about this but Most Niger girls are dirty down there....

Anonymous said...

LindA this sounds like u r really pissed about this... Tell us what d real problem is..Ehn Biko
Anywys me I'm down there all day everyday...love it.Hehehe

Anonymous said...

In case you do not know, oral sex increases the risk of throat cancer. Why a guide on blowjobs was not given instead baffles me and displays sexism at its peak. Rubbish

Anonymous said...

Nigerian men are selfish as hell, all they think abt is "cummin" not caring weda u do urself....n they be pushing your head down to suck them ..sigh..even when they go down all they do is bite lol

Anonymous said...

Are we talking about dis? To me dis is really nasty. Im a 25yr old lady that's engaged and still a virgin. First of all, i think sex is over rated and it kinda scares me self, and now u guys are talking about men licking. sucking their wife's vjay? dats just wrong mehn... And btw, i dont even liked idea of BJ and i hope my guy doesn't like it too. But if he does, then he's gonna have to lick my vjay too, which i pray he wont like. Linda u get mind for bringing up dis topic oo. Well, i guess i just have to sit and learn from the experts here.

Anonymous said...

I have nothing against it but the big turn off in most cases is the smell. Keep it clean, we will oblige.

Anonymous said...

I could give my life to get it. Unfortunately, my hubby dont wanna do it, knowing fully well that dats a major turn-on for me. He just wants to peck me, pull down my panties and enter straight up, not fore-play. nothing.

Anonymous said...

Because Nigerian men have been trained to have sex like dogs. Hunt and f*ck.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm linda this wan jamb question ooo. We men loves it more when we are oral sexualised by the ladies but oralsexualising a babe is a little bit dificult. Apart from the hygine of the viginal which we take into consederation, we also reason the things that comes out from the viginal. Things like menstraul blood. What if during the process of oral sexualising the blood con enter our mouth? No way.. I no wan be blood sucker

ada said...

My husband used to do it alot to me before we got married, he couldn't wait to go down on me, now we are married he said he won't be doing it anymore,that do i expect him to be going down on his wife when we are old and haggard and that it was invented by devil worshipers.
If things don't change am out, as that was part of the package I thought I was getting when I agreed to marry him.

Anonymous said...

I don't have that problem..


Nkem..

Anonymous said...

Most ladies really don't like it. I offer to do it to my girlfriend but she refuses i always like to give my lady d best in bed. So it's d ladies fault most time. N ladies pls try to b neat down der most ladies r not. U don't expect a man to have hair in his mouth.

Anonymous said...

lol everyone is going anonymous on this topic! well i dont know about you guys but my naija sweetheart goes down south well well..I recently started giving him head coz I'm new lol. so yeh! my boo goes to the south!

Anonymous said...

Most ladies really don't like it. I offer to do it to my girlfriend but she refuses i always like to give my lady d best in bed. So it's d ladies fault most time. N ladies pls try to b neat down der most ladies r not. U don't expect a man to have hair in his mouth.

Anonymous said...

Pls ladies, men re. Scared of diseases, dere maany throat diseases

Anonymous said...

I don't get you Linda. Only after the entire post was read did I realize that it was meant for only 18 year olds and above. The post should have been concealed albeit a little not just blatantly displayed on the first page of the blog. I'm 21 btw but just saying

Anonymous said...

I'm allergic to fish stink

Anonymous said...

Linda, this is one hell of a courage that you've got, bringing this kind of a topic into the public domain with this kind of traditionally 'moral' society we've got. Trust me, some 'morally upright saints' are gonna come after you cos of this but never mind, we've got ur back.
Take note also that about 85-90% of the commenters are going to be anonymous including me cos we live very prentious lives over here. We do worst things behind close doors and come out publicly to claim some moral righteousness.
Back to the main issue, as a guy, I fantasized alot about it and can always go down on my woman anytime as long as the garden is swept clean, no foul or offensive odour, or some stagnant putrefying liquids oozing out from there.
Since she can go down on me, why can't I? For me, I've gat no grudge or reservation about that.
Linda, from the way I relayed my response, you should be able to know whose it is cos for now, I choose to remain anonymous!
Thanks, we gat ur back!

Anonymous said...

To each his or her own, but oral sex does absolutely NOTHING for me. I might as well be reading a book or picking beans! This 'might' be due to the fact that I was circumcised, so there is no sensitivity there at all in that department. I've heard crazy stories from men from different tribes that their cultures forbid/ disallow it, others say its beneath them, while some say its unbiblical to indulge in oral sex. A few renowned men of God have totally condemned this act.

BLOGBOSS** said...

Linda which kain post b dis one naow!! Thr is no censors on d internet ooo and ur blog is opend to evry1, abeg take it easy abeg, wit all d graphic descriptns et al..Even porn sites dnt lay it bear..U knw u re a 'role model' naow biko take it easy!...Me I dnt lik dis post oh..A lot of pple below 18 come here 4 gist oo bcos of d popularity d blog as gatherd nt 4 dis kain descriptns! I knw u lik to see comments but ma je ki ju u wo.

Anonymous said...

It has to be waxed tho...hairy vijayjay is a definite no no.
Back in uni days loads of birds had vijayjay that funked up the place,be hygienic if you want 69 loving...plus I can make you squirt!
Warriboi

Anonymous said...

Actually nothing wrong with giving your girl a very hot pussy suck, to me its awesome I must tell you and I think it depend on both side bcos somebody must make a move even some girl dont like it at all.

However, Its what i love doing and my baby enjoyed it alot. interestingly, it build trust between two lovers

Anonymous said...

This ÈŠ̝̊̅§ an advice for the ladies, if you need a man to go down, den stay faithful first and clean down there secondly. No man wanna go down on a lady he's not sure how many guys have been hitting it. And those odours aint sexy, can even make a man lose his erection. So if you abide by these 2 rules,shd get your man to do whatever you please sexually.

Anonymous said...

This is one of the reasons I love my man tho...he gives me some GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD HEADD! dang tht guy got skills...plus i dnt have to ask..he just grabs me :)
Y'all tht aint getting are missing. demand tht ..u deserve pleasure too!
-M

Bishop Xerxer said...

All the ladies I've dated never like it. The told me that its unhygienic.

laitan said...

wel,i have notin against goin down south as long as my lady lovs it n it makes her happy,anytin 2 kip ma woman wit me n leavin an impression of comin bak 4 more.she has d ryt 2 get d best of satisfaction frm me

Anonymous said...

Linda post ma comment if u dnt wnt us2 av iissess ooo


Reeaallzzz

Anonymous said...

Oral sex is bad peeps.....std is real.....if d gurl na dirty gurl......you go agree to chop dt tn .....hell no....some gurls dey talk as if dem fit give bj

Anonymous said...

As long as its nt bushy down there nd she's clean. I work magic wit my tongue nd lips. Eating pussy is no big deal, my babe knws dat...

Anonymous said...

It's disgusting....

Anonymous said...

Linda you supposed to put the age thing at the beginning of your post, not at the end lol! Anyways, all I can say is that people shouldn't generalize! Not all Nigerian men are like that, my hubby included! He does a good job until my legs start shaking! I have to force his head away lol! Stop generalizing ladies ;)

Anonymous said...

Half of these ladies sayin their men dont go down on them hardly keep that shit clean yo! Ladies, if u want ur stuff 'eaten', at least try keep it clean all d time. Nothing disgusting as the stench from an unkempt pussy. Yuk!

Okechukwu said...

I will make a deal with you. I will suck/lick/eat your pussy if you let me put my ifedi in your anus!!!Deal?? If you think that is wrong or unhealthy then you know why I dont want to lick your punana. Remember Oral herpes. If you believe that anal sex is perversion, then oral sex is. I once tried to get down on my ex girl...Chei, the ushi was something else.

Anonymous said...

On a serious note...It feels dirty and demeaning to guys...especially dose of 30 and above...It's only d younger guys dat watch a lot of mojo dat may be into dat...speakin truthfully its kind of disgusting

Anonymous said...

I love going down on girls and I AM A NIGERIAN GUY.....

Anonymous said...

My God and My guy knows I do d real thing without oral sex if I can give him BJ so y can't he? Pass d mic menh.

deejay said...

Some men have been put off after trying to go there and meeting some next nastiness. Cnt blame them. Then again some men dnt care about pleasing the woman. They just wanna buss a nut and fall asleep. It's something to b enjoyed and not frowned upon or whatever so go down on ur woman and go down good. She just might love u 4ever :P

Anonymous said...

My Boyfriend always beg me to suck me because i dont let him sometime but that shit does feel damn gooooooood....:D

Gfada said...

@Anon May 14, 12:47AM, what of Efik and Hausa men? Ijaw and Tivi nko? I sure say Fulani sabi pass. Keep on telling us how busy you've been sampling men's cunninlingual abilities.

Abeg, we no de do. You don see d kain smell from some women toto? Why evils?

clay said...

The thing here is most women are not really down for it cos the don't trust how clean it is down there

Unknown said...

If it's clean and fresh, I'll eat it all up. seriously speaking otherwise, my lil' john ain't even getting in there.

Unknown said...

if it's clean and and fresh, trust me I'll eat it all up, otherwise, my Lil' John ain't getting in there. seriously

Anonymous said...

I dnt hv a problem with that. I love to suck my ladies pussy, i cn suck her for hours , it makes women get wet fast , multiple orgams n get maximum pleasure so guys dnt be sefish suck that dam pusy n let the juice flow...

The issue is not all nigerian women liked to be sucked.

Anonymous said...

Linda wetin carry ur mind go here? Any way just pass d mic I have a say too u know pass d mic meeeennnn

teeque said...

Maybe because most Nigeria ladies or women are not faithful enough for their pussy to be licked or sucked because it does not make any sense to me sucking water from a place that I m not too sure that i m the only one pouring water in inside it considering knowing about all these below Nigeria female sex mate categories

Mr Aristos + Mr fine boy + Mr bad-boy + Mr he Understands me + Mr my first love

So tell me why should it be(Mr Husband Material)to be the one licking the water or mess of these mentioned above Nigeria females sex mate categories in the name of love( Kai, lailai, tofiapa, never, Nibo, kolesele, i no go agree) lol

Anonymous said...

Linda well said cos oral is just d icing on D cake n is very good for ladies that have hard time coming but a great deal of ladies don't want guys down there cos they feel embarrassed wen d guy tends to look at their pussy but to me I tell em they don't know wat they're missing.

Anonymous said...

Funny enough I've always been fortunate to date guys who not only LOVE giving head but are very good at it. My last bf tho gave some silly excuse that he's friend had oral sex with a girl and then the next morning woke up with plenty disgusting rashes on and around his mouth. (RME) So I said issokay, u don't give, u don't get. Shikena. Right now I'm engaged to this guy, no we've not had sex yet, and I've heard men from some parts of the south south are forbidden from going down on women. If that's the case that may be a deal breaker o! Funny enough Linda that's what I was thinking about just before u put up this post.

Anonymous said...

Nigerian men are fucking selfish! If a man tells me blow me...I ask will you go south? Its tit for tat. Do me I do you man no go vex!

Anonymous said...

Linda this topic is quite explicit o! And I'm Sure kids visit this blog. Nigerian men are just silly. They cannot eat the p**ssy yet they still want to die inside there. Nonsense. But we women really need to take care of there, feminine washes, douching, etc. I hear some vaginas smell like rotten fish! Lol. g

Anonymous said...

oral sex is not healthy- in fact, here in the UK, there is a campaign against it as it is a contributory factor to oral cancer. So, please ladies and gentlemen, don't do it!

papa said...

i think the reason why nigerian men dont eat pussy is cuz (lets be honest) some females have odor/funk issues..you cant leave ur ladyparts smelling like 6 week old geisha and expect a guy to eat u out! me, personally, I go down on my girl all the time and she's stays happy, but thats cuz she keeps it clean!

Anonymous said...

Nigerian people are extremely hypocritical under the name of religion. If he wasn't sucking it before you got married, WHY would you expect him to suck it after.... many Nigerian women are so focused on being the so-called "virtous woman who gets that ring on her finger by fire by force --- than a REAL and HONEST conversation on how to have the best sex yet. He marries you, you get pregnant and FAT, some young chica or his secretary gets her pussy sucked. Yes, as long as you women keep pretending like good sex doesn't matter, you will keep selling yourself short.

Anonymous said...

1. I believe in pre-marital sex. if you are an

2. An Impotent man
3. Cannot suck my puss
4. have a SMALL dick
5. Cannot last long in bed.

We will not have continuing on the relationship. #moving on.

Anonymous said...

My favorite topic, My bf doesn't go down south o, say its against islamic religion, truth b told I get it else where! I go north east all on him including middlebelt sef.. I love Oral sex more than bin penetrated!!!

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOL LINDA BABY!!!! Hmm are you also "one of the Nigerian women" hmm linda. But baybee ahn ahn this deep O!!

Olu-omo of d source said...

I like to take my time with my woman,tongue caressing her clit gently and sucking on it as i massage her inner thighs...erm is that tmi?I appreciate the need to get the pussy well lubricated cos i'm apparently very well endowed and besides,she'll blow ur mind if very aroused.I'm full blooded Nigerian man.Men note,every woman has a sexual-animal lurking inside...be d one to take d animal out 4 daily walks!

King-of-Harts said...

Not true Linda. You painting us Nigerian men with a broad brush. Love your blog though.

Anonymous said...

Nigerian women... Do Hair-Check
Do Nails- Check
Buy designers we can't pronounce-
Check
Take as much time with the above,
as with our boxes.....
Ehhhhh. Exactly. No one wants to
dine on sourness

jimmy said...

Cancer is real oh. Nigerian girls don't know how to clean down there properly. I'm not ready to risk my mouth and throat being amputated because of oral sex.

andee said...

If d lady na your babe and is clean and fresh down there why not, but no be every v.j you just come accross now! some v.j are just good for the dk and not for d tongue. Come on ladies, u really want a guy who is afraid of going in skin straight wit his dk, to go skin wit his tongue? Haba life is sweet o o abeg.

Anonymous said...

As long as my partner (note, I used the term partner, and not just any random shag, one night-stand or sex buddy) is hygienically clean, I'm usually happy to go down on them. For me, there has to be an emotional connection to do such. Oral sex gives women ultimate pleasure and is the Fastest way to bring a woman to orgasm. It gives them a feeling of euphoria. Truth is 80 percent of Nigerian men who say they don't do it actually do. If I derive pleasure from her going down on me, why can't I reciprocate it?

Anonymous said...

True

Anonymous said...

D awesomeness of oral sex can't be defined! U don't go down, I don't either...shikena

Anonymous said...

I love ma man mehn I don't request b4 he goes down... From ma lips to ma neck bossom navel right down to d "V" n he knows exactly how to work it wiv his tongue I even cum b4 n so doesn't force me to do d same... If ur partner is sure u r a clean lady n u don't av a smell he'll give u some real good oral...its totally awesome

luska said...

its a two way thing..some ladies would want to get a head but wont want to give her man a bj and some ladies south is a dirty south.

joy said...

hmmm my bobo is from calabar and he goes way down! ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey Linda, I totally agree, if one wants to see a great smile on his woman's face every morning, then he should go down south always before hitting the Jackpot! I am Hausa and I always make my woman cry every night with my tongue first! That's why we av nt had a fight in like eternity!!

Anonymous said...

hello, am quiet disappointed by this post. i think you do more research b4 posting things up. oral sex is one of the biggest cause of cancer at least for men only. so if a guy is gona give a girl oral sex she has to be vaccinated helllloooooooo! link below http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1358845/Oral-sex-bigger-cause-throat-cancer-tobacco.html

Musediq said...

Linda is becoming badder oooo...lol.. But for real, ladies love it, and some of us that do it are like champions. My gf would just never let me off, no matter what i do wrong, cos she loves that part and even tells me to stop(bad head giver). Tit for tat i guess, if he can't do it, then don't blow him too! But come to think of it, many Naija ladies have never even had it before.

Anonymous said...

Awww...I feel very bad, my boyfriend actually complains that I dnt let him eat his "jessie" as he named it Enuf... That shit just feels too gud and I "arrive" within minutes that's why I dnt let him,but reading this I'm counting my blessings and grinning as I remind jessie she's a lucky girl ...

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Linda thanks for bringing this up. I'm married and have been married for 5yrs,b4 we got married my husband used to go down there but after marriage he stopped, so you can imagine what i have been going tru for the past 5years.

Anonymous said...

They have to keep that place clean ... Ifi see it aint looking nice I aint going down der abeg

Eze said...

I am a born and bred Nigerian and I love oral sex,but its only in a SERIOUS relationship I do that.If I don't like the scent or the smell,sorry no can't do.

Eze(London)

sarafina said...

After we have Read it u now said we shouldn't make comments. Hellooooo d warning shouldve come first

Bbbbbbbbbb said...

i used to go down on babes until after one dirty experience

Anonymous said...

I am a naija man and I am proud to say foreplay is not complete without eating my partners pussy inside out. Nothing gives me more pleasure than seeing her squirm, moan and explode in organismic pleasure under the power of my wet, muscular tongue...

Anonymous said...

errrmmm, lemmie say I personally dnt find it safe to such a girls pussy especially these modern girls. some dont keep it clean enuff and when i finger it to knw d neatness level,am rarely impressed. so u dnt expect me to suck a dirty pussy and choke to death while doing so.But on the two occasions i did it to clean babes, they loved it.

jennietobbie said...

hahahahahahaha. Linda has killledd me.!!! WOW it's always 100% REAL over here!! Will come back to this space later.....love

Anonymous said...

Who just said that some women don't like it? Big lie we love it. Mind blowing orgasm. But Linda sef which one be 30 mins dats too much oooo. At least enough to make d chick cum. I think am lucky coz hubby always gives it to me. Men shld learn though we ladies loveeeeeee it. It sends shivers down our spines *** winks****

Anonymous said...

Nigerian women must learn to keep themselves clean down there before getting any tongue loving. with all the heat and humidity in the country, they must learn to wash there more often

Anonymous said...

Down south ko, out west ni.

Anonymous said...

i agree with what somebody says...guys don't do it cos most ladies don't fancy it......

honestly as a guy i believe in giving a woman oral sex....even rather than receiving.....it makes a woman happy...it also increases the love she will have for u....

i was never opportuned to have oral sex until i came to the states.....here in the states is a culture.....

one of the reasons why i am scared to come for a nija girl is because i am not sure how she will perceive oral sex.......

ral sex is really wonderful......i believe is the sweetest sex..........

if a man feels that her lady is not neat enough...they can both have a shower b4 the show....

Anonymous said...

Linda, the fault is shared. Many ladies dont like to allow the man to do it. I know they enjoy it but the are not free to enjoying good sexual practice. I love heading 247 but I get angry when I get rejected all the time. Some ladies also are not confident to bring a man that close.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm. Linda, You are gradually becoming a sex addict. Please watch your morals and values.
A lot of people have high regard for you and your blog do not degrade your standards.
You should know that some issues are very personal and not a subject of discussion.

Anonymous said...

Oral Sex, on a monday morning????? Haba, What is this world/blog turning to?

Anonymous said...

lmao,.,.linda baby,.,.,I LOVE HOW UR DISCLAIMER was at d end to under 18's and not at the beginning!dey for don finish read am na tey tey!

Teddy Oladipo said...

*In a little kid's voice* Mummy!!!! Aunty Linda wants to spoil me!!!! She is talking about sucking va jay jay!!! Aunty Linda, is it with straw or we will lick it like ice cream??? Lmao.......

Anonymous said...

hmmmm well never had that problem all my exes have been igbo and they actually beg to go down on me even before sex ever happens and they are damn good at it! and who said ladies don't love it????? if u can't suck it u can't fuck it but never had to deal with someone who doesn't want to

Unknown said...

Nice topic. Can you please ask these Nigerian Women how many of them knows what is called Feminine Wash? You expect a man to put his mouth in that stuff that smells like rotten fish.

90% of Nigerian girls...even those people who you call Big Girls smell like shit...they are only concern about the outside Look...but inside is BULLSHIT...until they know how to take care of the HoneyPot ...no Man will get down with them.

Anonymous said...

Tim ba je Banana e, o gbodo la plate me....O ma la....O gbodo la....lmaooo

Anonymous said...

Oral sex is against African tradition.Like those of us that are traditionalist its spoils some of our oracles.

Anonymous said...

it's a shame this blog is hardly intellectual.

Nigeria could have been a lot better today if most of the people were educated.

Yet, those who claim to be educated are constantly finding a way to misinform one another daily.

it is a shame, when a people decide to abandon EVERYTHING about their culture and constantly pursue every other culture whether good or bad.

you go to school to learn to be proud of who you are.

copy other culture if ONLY it improves yours.

most of us are no longer subsistence farmers. Therefore, our sisters/daughters can no longer be getting married without any clear career path. This will help to cut down on domestic violence.

Whatever opportunity you have, please educate rightly.

Anonymous said...

naija men don't like oral sex bcos they don't derive any pleasure from it.

Anonymous said...

linda, if u r 18 is supposed to be at the beginning not at the end biko.

Anonymous said...

iyanma skungbe..olorun ma je!!!

Anonymous said...

Linda, down south of some ladies are terrible...how do u want guys to suck that kind...believe me guys in down go real down...it so in vogue!.......if I can do IT..all guys must have done it!.....niyinugar

Anonymous said...

Who told u we don't? I always do it. I can't make love witout doing dat first.

Aduke-L said...

Hmmmmm...this should be soo interesting! For me oral sex is a freaking must!!Lol...I must have that always n I thank God I have a man who super rocks the hell outta my p*#*y for me!!Asin totally banging n hella goooood in eating me out!!That ish is sooo damn good!!Very sorry if u aint enjoying some from ur man, but I must say ur really missing out!!That ish is a MUST sha!!Lol

Secondly,Ladies, lets all learn n make it a point always to keep ourselves extremely CLEAN but most importantly the Vjay-jay!...Its a MUST o! Have a bath at LEAST twice day!!Wash that "princess" very very well!!Squat,open ur legs wide n do the washing very very well!!Insert one finger into the pussy hole,dig well n wash it wellllll!!Lol...For me,i do warm water first, then my final rinse with cold water. I learnt years back that washing the hole with cold water makes it more tight too,which is true! Lol...Just try it.It should feel squeaky clean after a GOOD wash!!If it feels somehow slimy, sorry honey it still aint clean!!Wash till u get that squeaky feel n tight,then ur good! As for me,that place is very very important to me o! Lol...Always shave neatly too n moisturize it nicely!

As much as some guys don't like going down n some are soooo damn clueless about it,Lol...Lets be real n honest too! Some girls/women are super filthy!!Kai!...The smell that oozes out from between their thighs when they just pass or even sit next to u is fucking ridiculous n a shame!!!Asin are u serious?!?Dayummmnnn! Lol...So how do expect any clean guy to go down on such?!?No bueno Mami!!Lol
Bottom line n on a very serious note,ladies lets make it a point to keep ourselves super super clean n especially our "princess" if u wanna enjoy some mind blowing oral sex!! Good Luck! :D

Chuka Ewelukwa said...

I love going down south, becauce it make's the ladies run wild and always ask for more. Oral sex is for real Men not boys. Oral is for the girl you love only, dont go around sucking every girl you see(avoid disease). A ladies pu**y tastes like milk. But ladies, help your guy by always looking good and clean, Biko. You know it's funny how some guys wonder, why their girls leave them for me(i got the pin code). Mu ha ha ha ha!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't suck pu**y cos most girls are not fresh *hiss*

real igbo man said...

linda please discuss something that is educative, oral sex is out of the question

Anonymous said...

Lol, I beg to differ!!! My current boo and my ex r both Ibo and dey r certified Phd holders in the art of Oral sex!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lindaaaaaaaa, my man does it well. So am among d lucky few. He's great at it.

BLOGLORD said...

Ohhhhh.....*coughing*
i sure love the MR ive got.

Anonymous said...

lol! People should learn to discuss situation like dis,it helps d relationship!

Anonymous said...

Well as for wen ever i tried going south south wit my woman, she do reject the offer. Asking if we are acting porn. Some like to give to their women while some ladies rejects the offer. So Linda, some ladies no fancy am and some men do. Thankz anyway.

Anonymous said...

linda the problem is that most girl does not have d deep knowledge of oral sex, it scare most girls, even my gal did nt want to hear anytin call ORAL nd most nigerian men dnt ve time for ORAL SEX sekinahhh (^;^)

Anonymous said...

I do go down south. Love it! Do it so well, they call me The Headmaster!

Anonymous said...

linda the problem is that most girl does not have d deep knowledge of oral sex, it scare most girls, even my gal did nt want to hear anytin call ORAL nd most nigerian men dnt ve time for ORAL SEX sekinahhh (^;^) . Tobi from akr

Anonymous said...

Black men in general but Naija men are worse. I swear, Naija men are scared of foreplay, oral, they have improved in the kissing department. I don't know what's wrong with them. They just want you to put your wrapper up, put it in, 1,2,3,4,5 Iyam done. Mschewww.

I made a rule for myself now. If you are not going down, you are not getting any. I'm dating this cuban guy now, olalalala, when he's down there, I literally start speaking spanish, he's so good. Muy bueno.

Women, make sure you keep it clean, shave(avoid bumpy ride by using nice razor and cream), wax, or trim it low. No Bush or smelling like fish water or feet. Don't torture the guy. Wash it very well especially before the act. I know some naija men like rush, rush, take it easy na, let the woman get ready.

Naija men, step up your game. You guys complain we are boring in bed, but you guys are boring too.

Anonymous said...

LOL, my own girl is too embarrassed to hv me bury my face in it.

Anytime my tongue dey take style go there, she too go take style push my head comot.

Sotey, I come dey ask am "I wanna eat ur p** babe" and she'll reply "not today love". I give up.

Ironically, my previous gf used to beg me to and I wouldn't no matter how much she begged.

Anonymous said...

As long as it doesn't smell and is healthy and clean, I dont see why men shouldn't give it a go. Its not like guys go to the extra length ti keep their willy squeeky clean so why the hell not. Meanwhile, Linda I hope you can handle the backlash of your comments on this subject o. But let's see

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Anonymous said...

there are many gals that can nt keep d souther part clean. So what do u expect guys to do, go ahead with a smelling p****.

Anonymous said...

Exactly but I fink letting dem know ‎​how important de oral is to us will be romantic cos dere is a connection durin sex and it'll be nice if we make our demands known

teenanaija said...

Sucking my pussy is far more fun than d real deal.a guy that gives me head is unforgetable.do u know I once had a guy who asked me if my pussy juice wud be enough to fill his mouth like youghurt and I said to myself,where have u been all this years?Guys pls suck,lick and tongue-fuck our PUSSY. Thanks Linda for this avenue to express our selves.

Anonymous said...

No time. I'm a dude and i love to go down there. Awesome the way the girls react. Needless to say, it has to be clean and smell like water. More and more guys eat pussy these days (maybe of my generation sha,18-30 yrs) but many won't readily admit it. Some still see it as disgusting though. I don't believe a girl can sincerely say no to oral sex. To the anon that said yoruba girls don't like it, omo, na yoruba babe first chook my head there o, no dull. If a girl says no, she's fronting or not confident. You gotta make her feel beautiful and relaxed, once you're there, only things like her morality, religion can stop her from wanting more.

Do i need to add that its necessary the babe must reciprocate?

Anonymous said...

my current bf rocks...he knows hw to give it to me good down there n that was totally his idea...he practically begs me to let him do it :D

Anonymous said...

Hw many ppl av u̶̲̥̅̊ had tastn ur ish sugar?????......dat u̶̲̥̅̊ knw wich tribe is berra @ it.........smdh. Eatin dat shit aint no probs all I knw is it must b super clean wit no odour watsoever....sme of us get turned off.

Anonymous said...

abegi! in my ow experience , naija women are prudes who have issues with being being given head

empty noise. . .

Anonymous said...

Well Linda you can't speak for all men. Some of us like to suck pussy. I lick and suck pussy before i fuck it, besides if you want you lady to cum in minutes you have to suck her pussy. I've also learnt that most ladies are shy when it comes to oral sex. N.B Ladies please always ensure your HONEY POT is clean at all times.

Anonymous said...

One of d reasons many guys don't go down south on women is bcos very many women STINK down there! Even d ones dat look very pretty & clean on the outside. And becos of how sensitive and embarrassing ladies take it wen u tell dem, a typical naija guy just discharges in there and takes a walk.so ladies if u rili want ur man 2 do down on u, start by getting clean and fresh down there and better still asking 4 it immediately after a shower.
- Loverboi

Anonymous said...

The mouth you use to pray α̲̅πϑ praise the Most High God should not be use for any such things

Anonymous said...

im lovin this topic o linda my girlfriend is awesome, i love her with all my heart and i know she loves me to and i am hher first lover she has had a number of boyfriends but none of them know her like i do *winks*(her body)
when we r at it(oral sex) i try to let her know that its all about pleasin her not me.the first time i told her i wanted to go down she freaked out,but i think we r cool now..i love her so much in and out of bed

herrik said...

Hello,who said we kant do it fr the ladies?I'm on point on dat.Most guys in dis part of the world won't,but few will.Α̲̅πϑ let me retrace this,P**** licking tingy is the best way †Î¦ show her she's M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ numero uno.Pass the mic jo.

Unknown said...

I think you should rephrase this cos some of us actually love going down there and there are women that will not have it so it is a 50 50 thing.

Anonymous said...

Liar liar pants on fire!

allenjay said...

Linda Nigerian Men don't do it because our ladies also pretend like they don't give a hoot! Our ladies like pretending and our men like too. So they both miss out of the fun.
You gotta tell him what you want and how you want it before you conclude that he is a selfish SOAB...
But its also true our men(WE) like playin in the safe zone... We really gotta get down there and water all the flowers to make 'em healthy...
Its really pleasurable when your woman is writhing in pleasure without the help of uncle stud yet...

Anonymous said...

I go down south!

Anonymous said...

It takes more than having a penis to satisfy a woman. If you truly love and care, you will take the time to know every part of your woman and what pleases her just as she will take the time to know every part of you and what pleases you. Making love is pleasing your partner, not trying to get yourself off.

Anonymous said...

This post it totally not true. Quite a lot of men want to give but women don't want.

I definitely love giving my wife orals....down there....

But she doesnt want it...and she doesnt do BJ either.....

And yes, thats frustrating

Anonymous said...

IT AINT NORMALLY CLEAN AND STINKS SOMETIMES,SO LINDA TEACH LADIES HOW TO KEEP IT CLEAN, THEN THEY AINT GT A PROBLEM

Anonymous said...

I understand d art of sexual pleasure...buh u findout a lot of these ladies don't want..one even said its dirty 2do that *smh*..anyways..anytn for my Boo

Anonymous said...

Let me pretend ah didnt c diz, am just 16.

Anonymous said...

Me love me some good head...licking it all up like ur life depends on it!* BBM smiley face winking*

Anonymous said...

I gve ma gurl oral sex always, if dat place is clean blive me guys wuld go dwn dere. U dnt want 2 go dwn n end up seein tins dat wuld gve u bad dreams 4 d rest of ur lyf..so ladies b4 u hav sex. WASH IT!!

Anonymous said...

Only 2 men have easten my candy. D second guy wanted 2 impress me but knew fuckall abt it, it was so painful and annoying. D 1st guy BLEW me away!! Oh my goddd!! It was my first time so I didn't know wat 2 expect. Wen he went down I screamed so loud and I laff cos of wat I had bn missing. Best hour of sex in my whole life. Had a smile on my face thru out d week.DAMN!!
Men u all need 2 go d fuck down on ur women, cos if I can suck d hellout of ur dick 4 30mins str8, den I shud get same in return.
B....J....

Anonymous said...

linda do u love oral sex?

Anonymous said...

am a naija boy that enjoys submarin alot. trutalk, ladies who are clean encourages oral, guys there no pride or holy holy in sex. ladies like gentle men who are pretty nasty in bed....
i make sure she cums before i arrive...

Emmy P said...

I love giving my wife head but the thing is, she always begs that it's too much for her. But really it does come down to how clean a lady is. Some ladies won't even take off their panties in your present, when some are taking it off they hold that middle part WTF? Some will even shout Nooo it's not healthy! Any babe that is clean, trust me I can stay down there for hours!

ZUMA said...

Pls don't just group all Nigerian men like that. Some women are repulsed by oral sex. A girl I dated for more than 1 year absolutely REFUSED to let me go down on her. Till today she still won't tell me exactly why. Another lady I dated for 5 months (She's late now, RIP) had no qualms with it, and it was a real pleasure treating her to cunnilingus

I like giving cunnilingus. It creates a special, unique kind of highness.

But like any form of sex, you have to consider the lady's hygiene and the risks of STDs. I absolutely refused to go down on a pussy that smells bad, or that is unshaved. She must have a bath and prepare her pussy for royal treatment if she wants some head from me. And I also worry about getting herpes. That std is incurable and leaves that glaring mark in one's mouth.

Also, oral sex is more intimate, when the lady has a special bond with me. I won't just start giving oral sex to a lady I just met whose pussy I don't fully trust. And I don't demand/request for a blowjob like it's my birthright. If a lady insists on cunnilingus, I have a technique where I limit my tongue to just the clitoris, and use my fingers on the pussy to locate the g-spot.

Anonymous said...

hmmmm some naija men do it omg! It sends a woman straight 2 cloud nine. Majority of nigerian men dont give oral sex and funny enough they expect blow job from women.....if u give them d chance sef they just go in and out ...as for me o wat u give is wat u get.... Dat why some women go out 2 seek proper pleasure wen their men can lick their plate....All THE MEN OUT THERE SUCK YOUR WIVES BOOBS, KISS THEIR LIPS PASSIONATELY AND LICK SUCK THEIR SHRINE TOO ...

Anonymous said...

Cant use d same mouth which i use in callin my God 2 chop pussy, maybe wen we start getin 2 mouth per individual, henhen i will(one to pray, d other 2 eat all eatable)

Vita cyvita said...

Nice post linda i think that is so true linda. But is the both parties oh.

Anonymous said...

I met a Benin man hu has IÑ’aÏ„ as his major. Geez! D dude really knows how 2 get down. 4 ladies IÑ’aÏ„ don't know, that ÈŠ̝̊̅§ heaven on earth! Make ur man do it. Preferably, in a 69 *wink*. Guys pls, we L♥√ع it, so stop starving our pumpums ˚˚˚°ÂºH! N ladies, keep it clean @ all tyms. It ncourages dem.

Anonymous said...

Well ¶ do L♥√ع going down on a woman as long as she goes down on me...not dat its a criteria bt if she wants oral den I'm game

Anonymous said...

Well ¶ do L♥√ع going down on a woman as long as she goes down on me...not dat its a criteria bt if she wants oral den I'm game

Anonymous said...

e clear !!! 30mins say waitin happen? abi na honey dey down der or na gold? 5-10 min is ok.....u 1 make man suffocate for down south?

Anonymous said...

Since you ladies want to go there. The tongue is meat for kissing not licking. Even in Greek and Rome, there was more of **** sucking than cuninlingus. Doubt me, then watch Spartacus.

Anonymous said...

na true u talk o some well educated yoruba men knows how to send a woman 2 cloud 9 by using their tongue 2 perform wondes down below ....but majority of naija men dont do it but they expect blow job from their women... Selfish men!!!a woman feels special wen u go down there and makes them happy.....

Anonymous said...

Like seriously Linda, please tell them ooo... I had this same discussion with my hubby last night... I know he will come here later and i will be glad to know what the hell the isssue is??? arghhh!

Lord Denning said...

& later call on Jah with d same mouth. I dnt mind goin south on mi Mrs. if she consents...thanks u if I get b.j but dnt xpct an automatic reciprocation

Anonymous said...

im a guy nd i do it anyday to my lady...dont say we nigerian men dont because your man doesnt. Iyke

Eme Achanga said...

We all know only a man who is really inTo a woman(Or loves her) would go down on her.how do u expect d average naija man to go doWn on u wen they don't even know what love is?all they r gud @ is wham bam slam bam thank u maam kinda sex..d annoying thing is,they wld open their big mouths and say"baby suck me".and goddammit,they cheat like hell and expect d woman to cook,clean,wash clothes and gice them bj's.all they do is lie down on d bed with pot bellies and complain about a woman adding a lil weight.
Well,I don't even waste my time on a man who aint romantic.why not try Cameroonian men(grin)they r romanticccc as hell and know that"a woman is meant to be pleased"....

*escaping this site through d back door)hahaha

Anonymous said...

Nigerian men enjoy it when a lady gives them a blow job but they hate the idea on going down on a lady. That's not news. These guys are selfish, self-centered and not interested in satisfying their women which is totally WRONG...period. Linda abeg provide better gist this matter no start 2day...joor ooo...

Max said...

Eating that fin is disgusting...women are the servants so they must do all d sucking...yea i love recieviing heads.
Baby go down and make junior pop...ohhh yeah ;p

BadtGuyzez said...

I'm a Nigerian man, and I totally enjoy going down south. I enjoy the taste of everything....
I dunno why other dudes don't like it, but I'd do anything to satisfy the babe I'm with. Anything apart from stick something up my butt, sha...lol

If you're a dude, and you need advice, hit me up okay.... I just hope that Linda allows this post get seen.... 07032410256

Costello said...

My wife does nt like that ... says its dirty.... abeg Linda tell me what do I then do?

Anonymous said...

Linda is talking about oral sex on a Monday morning...issorait

Anonymous said...

Personally,I detest oral sex. It's just disgusting as far as I'm concerned sha.

Anonymous said...

O yes oooo dats d spirit ladies! Men do ur work well! Word!

Anonymous said...

Oral sex is gud cos it mkx us d lady feel wet b 4 any tin will tk plc,well sm men dnt lk it and dr dnt no wat dr r missin

Anonymous said...

Sorry u mean Vejayjay

Anonymous said...

I love eating pussy, especially when it is clean shaved and scented. Also i love the uncircumcised ones, wow! full length clitoris, my my. I especially love eating pussy doggy style, from the back. It is so animalistic and whenever i do this to my girl, she literally explodes.

Anonymous said...

I'm ah dude and iDo it just something simple lady gotta be clean down der.. But its most ah african mentality tha don't let a lot of african dudes do it.. Seriously doe #OralSexOrNoSex

Anonymous said...

Oh well....I can proudly say I have one of the cleanest vajayjay's ever! But personally, I don't like it, its jst kinda gross to me o,and I feel if ur breadth isn't fresh enuf, u myt infect me wt smtin. Its like kissing, two very paSsionate things, and only a special someone shd be granted access! Well, I'll go down on a guy, who is willing to go down on me! If not,*f* off! As for ladies, I've percieved sm rly nasty ps(no homo), but I got friends. Pls wash well ooooo my girls, pls pls pls. That place is meant to be odourless! U shd be able to leave ur worn underwear on ur face, and not frown in disgust!!!LMAO, yeah it shd be dt clean!TC

Anonymous said...

*Clear Throat Loudly* In my opinion the best way to get your pussy eaten good is from another woman. (From experience tho) A woman knows d right thing to be done hardly do men. Yea! I said it. :p

Anonymous said...

I make it a rule! No oral sex then don't expect a blow job either!

stanchuks said...

What of Hausa Men?

#Justsaying# said...

Not my Nigerian Ibo Husband! He goes down south and stays longer than 30minutes! It's best described as an out of body experience. He enjoys it and I pay back in kind.

Anonymous said...

If the Plate is clean... i will chop the food. ~#itdoesnotkill

moi said...

me, i cant date u if u wont go down on me.
im quite straight foward, il ask questions while we arr stilling getting to kmow one another and once i find out d guy isnt into it, omo, #OnToTheNextOne.

#yes i dont joke with my sexual fulfillment

apinke said...

i would av loved 2b sucked by ma man bt ......,........ I cant even make d request. ***sad face***

Anonymous said...

With the terrible sight and offensive odor during menses, the periodic discharges and their peculiar odors, the sad results of culture tests...you must be really heartless to request a guy to stick his tongue there. If that is right, then while giving a blow job, you can as well stick your tongue up your man's anus. It feels nice to a guy too.

Anonymous said...

it is not african. we must do all that we see the oyinbos do. oral sex is not african please.

Ada1T said...

U r damn right... Most of our men don't undstnd what romance is all abt, alwz in a hurry to satisfy themselves and leave... U r talking abt oral sex, how many men even make their women reach orgasm, it could be bad sometimes... Ladies , alwz keep it clean wt ur intimate wash, then teach ur man how to go down there, it's d sweetest thing to happen to every woman... Am lucky, my husband even begs me to go down there and lick every juice...

Anonymous said...

Some ladies p***y smell like gabbage..wht do u xpect d men to do in such situatn

Anonymous said...

Lmaoooooooooo linda will not kee persin oooo

Anonymous said...

who say we don't??

edi said...

TNX Linda for bringing this up. i tink its true that most yoruba men are good at it. The fact is that guys like to be sucked and so they shld do same to ladies too. if u love ur girl, u gotta suck her. let her feel ur warmth....hmmmmmm. it shows much love!

Anonymous said...

sincerely, what's so special in it.The funniest thing is that I try to do it for some ladies while having sex but they reject it may be they think they are not clean enough. But for a very clean lady that needs such experience you can call:08096523544.
Its really a wild experience.

Anonymous said...

It is because that place is like an open wound and it usually booms since Nigerian girls don clean it enough I don't mind though if it is clean, yummy!

Anonymous said...

Annonymous 12:47am, speak for yourself biko!! If you wanna get a head from me, bury your head in there and put your tongue to work for at least 30 minutes!! That is if you wanna enjoy great, mind-blowing sex with me anyways ;-)

Anonymous said...

Not all ladies likes it and some are scared but its kind of a cool experience

Anonymous said...

ahahaha, Maybe Linda's BF na Man United fan cos this is 'Personal'. Buh i dnt knw how u want HIM to go 'down south' and clean it thouroughly after wat happened yest. lolll.... Buh seriously. Linda don dey kolo. lol

Anonymous said...

Funny enough I just can't find the link But I read an article that says that the a woman's pussy is about 10times cleaner that the human mouth, so what's the fear? If ladies shave properly I don't see why their men shouldn't give them proper head, yet they'll stuff their dick in your mouth like its a lollipop....it Should be reciprocated, fuck her with your tongue not biting the whole place wit your teeth and leaving her in pain

Unknown said...

I dont joke with going down on a woman o.Thats why my guys call me headmaster (Kinda a braggadocio), but i simply dont agree with the 30 minutes, I can get you there in 15 minutes.Unless you are one of those girls that take too long. I could make exceptions depending on how clean it is down there.

Anonymous said...

Linda I give my girl oral but she complains that my tongue is not stiff enough .dont know what d hell she means by that.at least d ladies here should help us out on how to do it right.is it my making it sloppy dey enjoy it more.lol

Anonymous said...

We might be in d mood to do it,but most veejay smells badly...so u will loose your teeth doing that,girls wash that clean If you want your man to do that.not just leaving it all sweatee and smell. Signed out,

Anonymous said...

I have been married for 17 years, I have never suck my hubby's dick before. I can never do it or open my legs for him to suck my pussy, he won't even try it. Pussy and dick are made for each other , that's why mouth is far from there... Stop telling people there is something wrong if they dong go down... Nothing is wrong with it, I am happily married with kids and yes!! I am from southwest

sugarbear said...

Helllooo!!! D ladies dat dnt fancy it are d ones dat v never tried it. Besides d guy is supposed 2 talk her in2 it. Cos whn it comes 2 sex,giving her a head is one of d ways 2 keep her coming. So its lame 2 say guys dnt do it bcos ladies dnt like it. If dey want 2 dey will.

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